| In prison ... | At work |
|---|---|
| You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. | You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. |
| You get three free meals a day. | You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. |
| You get time off for good behavior. | You get rewarded for good behavior with more work. |
| A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. | You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. |
| You can watch TV and play games. | You get fired for watching TV and playing games. |
| You get your own toilet. | You have to share. |
| They allow your family and friends to visit. | You cannot even speak to your family and friends. |
| All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. | You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. |
| You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. | You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. |
| There are wardens who are often sadistic. | They are called supervisors. |
| You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. | You get fired if you get caught. |