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Greetings. I'm your host, Lucifer. Now that may not be my real name, but what's the point of giving you my real name? I mean, I could claim to be Fabio and you wouldn't know the difference. Not to mention pictures which everyone seems to have a perchant for. I could put up anything I wanted, a clipping from the Sears catalog even, and would it matter? Probably not. And that's the beauty of it all. It really doesn't matter. So long as you leave here with a smile and perhaps a broader opinon of yourself and life! But, in the interest of keeping this all "fair", which I've been told I'm not, here's a peek at "me", or at least one aspect of me.

Maybe I will tell you a little about me just to give you a hint on what gave me the idea to make a web page. I mean, after all, who am I that I should contribute to the ever increasing clutter problem we are all facing on the web these days? What makes my particular commentary or insight so interesting that it should take up a bulletin board that all the world has access to? Well, for one, I'm funny about it. Two, this is more of a parody then a real cut down. If I really hated the web I wouldn't even bother with this. I just think it's all getting a tad too serious and we need some levity. What with all the hacks, phonies, and desperately-seeking-anyone types out there nowadays, it seems to me more and more that we need someone to be the voice of reason amidst all the insanity. And why me you're asking yourselves? Hell, would you rather Fran Dresner??? Yeah, sure she's got better legs than me, but that voice as the voice of levity and sanity?? I think not.

So, back to me and my stupidity. Well, maybe "stupidity" is a tad harsh. I mean, I'm more goofy with a touch of ludicrous, maybe even a smidge of daffy. But stupid...perhaps not. However, I have been spending quite a bit less time online which I suppose isn't any good if I'm going to make a part time living off of building web pages for people. But that's more a long term goal than an immediate service. And of late, not going any where soon. So let's put that on a back burner for right now and move on.
I've managed to find a place to stay for a bit after years of trying to shake this wandering bone I've got lodged up my butt. Not that anyplace is entirely permanent, but I'm in no immediate hurry to leave this one. Maybe in a few more years. I left the old homeland in search of fame, fortune, and like any great student of the world, Knowledge. So far I've amassed quite the treasure chest of information. Though, to be honest, my life is still a work in progress. The only person who claims to know everything is a fool, I once heard. And I'm far from being overbearing; a little annoying, maybe a tad pushy, even mildly caustic...but never overbearing. But it has been quite some time since I've been here, so the underconstruction man stays put while I try to give this site, once again, a major overhaul. Things are going to be changing, for the better, for the worse: in the end, all change is both bad and good. So brace yourselves while my twisted mind sets to work on exactly what to make of this little visual biscuit I've neglected for far too long. I hope you all enjoy what I come up with over the coming months!

I also changed the set up of my rant page. So maybe I'll stop talking about this for now. Maybe I should rearrange my priorities for this particular page back to role playing and working even though the latter is just how I pass the time of my day. I used to have this page all set up for the dalnets Vampyres_Loft, but that was years ago. Then I made it to be Clan Assamite orientated, but I have a hidden link on this site to a more formal creation for the Clan, so I don't suppose I need to have multiples of the same thing. So how to get this site back to the original idea that I started with here? Does anyone have any ideas? Maybe I could make this into one Dark Web Ring. Have all of us demented and disturbed people who spend our time online in the darker corners of the Internet band together to keep each other supported and advertised. Afterall, the whole idea of having a site, I've come to realilze, is to have it seen. So maybe you all can help me out, my few loyal fans, in getting this structured and started to benefit us all, rather than just my perverse sense of class. And especially since I'm now going to try paying this site the attention I've not given it for years, I'll need some help getting back on track with moving forward rather than rehashing all the same old crap!

As always, I'd like to take a moment to thank all of you for the encouragement you've given me as I work and strive to make the perfect piece of shit. Hopefully I can live up to everyones meager expectations. If I don't....Bite me!

**Side Notes**: These notes will appear at a modest frequency of time as I struggle to get this site back in order. Todays date is Tuesday, Feb. the 18th, the year of 2003. The worst snow fall in almost 5 years has almost snowed me in to me house which is why I came back to figure out what I'm doing with this. Some may still be visiting and if you are, I thank you. Links will be updated as my information has changed; email corrected, defunct links removed and replaced with new stuff. So check back every now and again and hopefully I'll be able to put that old smile back on your face. Sorry it's taken so long. It turns out, Life does suck afterall!

Links to other sites on the Web

mIRC homepage The best chat on the net!

Winters Hot Spot! My initial inspiration!! Blame her for everything!!

Julies' Place! One of my favorite little people...literally! At only 5'2, she's got the heart of a giant!(I have long since been corrected and never made note of it: she's actually 4'9")

Assamites! A truly inspiring Assamite page...one of my favorties. If only they weren't exclusively on ICQ.

WhiteWolf Game Systems! Best damn RPGs available today...barring of course Gary Gygax, but we won't go there.

The X-Files! Ever wonder what the Government does with the extra $1,794.05 they use to buy a hammer with? Have a look at one small groups ideas.

FarScape! The best science fiction show on basic cable, even if it does have muppets(but then again, who doesn't love muppets??). Were it not for the corporate world at SciFi, this story would actually see its conclusion. Check it out, before it disappears into the annals of posterity. Please!

Sylvrns' Silent Walkers The amazing, astounding, undeniable concepts, thoughts, and emapthy.......of Sylvrn!

McFarlane/Spawn Home Page Ahhh...one of my very own making the pages of the web and the silver screen, though the screen does not do him Justice. Heh, Justice...in Spawns world....what irony, indeed!

Vampire's Touch! An establishment set in the bitter, perpetual cold of upstate Maine. Many wonderous things happen during the day...and many more unspeakable things when the sun sets. Prepare to be chilled!

Marks Friggin Web Site! Now here is a site dedicated to all us Sternaholics. Yes, it might be more appropriate to have a direct Howard Stern link, but Mark seems to be able to sum up and recall things that is easier on the eyes for us fast paced on-the-goers!

Got a site but no visitors? Maybe adding yourself to a few search engines is just what the doctor ordered.

One.Org! And even after all the bitching I do about how much this world and society in general suck....there's always a few surprises.

If you notice that any of these links are defunct or downed, please let me know via email so that I may make the proper corrections to peoples sites, or down servers. I know how much I hate running into a 404 Error.

Well, it looks like this is where I'm gonna stop for tonight. There is so much more crap I wanna add to this little biscuit of info, but I can't find it right now. So bear with me and I'll be back tomorrow night to fix this up and organize it a bit better. Hopefully. I hope you all like it.

But until then, feel free to put your comments in the GuestBook. And remember, if you don't like it....Turn It Off!!!

Sign Guestbook All new and revised. Check it out, Check it out, Check it out already!!!
View Geustbook For reasons unbeknownst to me, I've taken to organizing this book rather than let it run rampant. Therefore, you'll not see your entry right away. Don't be alarmed. Everyone and everything gets posted!

Now, I'm sure you might be thinking to yourself,"I've reached the end of this morons little joke. How much more can there be??" Well, why don't you take a chance and find out!"

My Private Garden A walk through the garden and the soothing sounds in the breeze always relaxs me. Hows about you?
My Photo Album Just a collection of folks who found a free place to paste their face!
Pick My Brain? My personal page of thoughts and assorted nonsense. Wanna find out where true stupidity lies??
Main Menu Return to the beginning to choose another path. Life is full of many long and winding roads and there's always time to make a change.

Now those of you who recall may remember a counter here. I have since realized that it serves no purpose as the numbers aren't that high and what difference does it make to keep track of how many times this little piece of nothing's been touched? Afterall, it's not like im going to be in the Guiness book of World Records for highest volume.....maybe for biggest retard. But who wants to keep track of that?

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