Jag – Officer’s Dispatch 17
Heroes: Jag, Atobe Keigo, Dust, Pacci, Lord FLASH, and Balarai Snowe
Enemies: Unclear Instructions, Judge Joe Brown, Racist Doormen, Downtown traffic, and Soundwave
Recent Duties: Now that you’re out of Verizon In-Network calling, you’ve been hoping you can actually buckle down to some real legal work. Unfortunately, distractions just seem to keep coming up which need to be dealt with as soon as possible.
Troop Status
Supplies: Schmitzer SMGs, Armored Flak Vests, Deluxe Laywers’ suits, Field Medkit, Healing Syringes and briefcases full of legal documents.
Morale: Mattar’s morale has recently taken a big hit, so much so that he might even be looking to sue you for injury. He hasn’t taken well to the addition of your college buddies to the Shark Pack. In fact, he claims it’s almost as if they’ve got no legal training whatsoever…
Health: None of your men have been getting much sleep lately, albeit for very different reasons. In fact, they’re so busy that with the war over, many of them are seriously starting to question the value of this military ‘training’ you keep making them do.
Military Communiques
There’s just no end to these formal ceremonies! Of course, as a man who appreciates proper procedure and protocol, you can hardly object, but it is cutting into your work. You are scheduled to be decorated today at a 15:00 ceremony at the Senate House, honouring the war heroes of the recent Spheran invasion. It’s only natural, of course, that you would be included on such a list.
The Senate is still trying to set a date for the Dragon’s execution. Apparently, this is considered quite a major event, and finding a time when everyone of importance can be in attendance is difficult. It seems, however, that there is still no talk of even trying to set up a proper trial.
The International Legal community continues to try to poke their noses into Electran affairs. Law Division has just received word that the planet of Deksiil is planning on sending over yet another man to ‘mediate’ on the aftermath of the recent war. Bahh, the last thing you need is another one of those bleeding heart hippies around!
Personal Notes
Last night, you got a phone call from none other than Judge Joe Brown, who was following up on that free lunch that you’d promised him at Seamus’ trial. He wants to get in touch again today to settle on a time and place. Frankly, you’ve had quite enough of these distractions, you need to deal with this matter as quickly as possible so you can get back to your work!
This morning, you saw a large shipping truck parked next to your sidehack in the civilian parking lot. You certainly hope whoever it is has a proper parking permit to be parked there!
Mini-Objective
Resolve the lunch you owe to Judge Joe Brown as quickly as possible.
Balarai Snowe – Officer’s Report 16
Recent Duties: You have to say that this whole promotion business has its ups and its downs. At least now, you can pull rank with more people should the need arise, but on the other hand, Captain Dolg seems to consider you his new ‘right-hand man.’ You wouldn’t have a problem with this actually, if only the Captain would be a little clearer with his instructions…
Troop Status
Supplies: Heavy Field Mortars, 2 Remote Mines, Gortex winter parkas and snowshoes, and a ‘dangerous’ dunebuggy which is hopefully the biggest danger you’ll have to deal with for a while now.
Morale: Like most Auxiliaries, your boys are in this whole stint for the money. And quite frankly, now that the war’s over, a lot of them don’t see the point of all this tiring ‘training’ they’ve had to go through. You tricked them last time with the party hats, but they’ve since started complaining more vocally.
Health: Once more, your men were up all night partying, ostensibly in celebration of your ‘promotion,’ though frankly you doubt they needed the excuse. Many of them seem to think they’ve also been ‘promoted’ by extension as a result.
Military Communiques
It seems there’s just no end to these boring ceremonies. You are scheduled to be decorated today at a 15:00 ceremony at the Senate House, honouring the war heroes of the recent Spheran invasion. You’re hoping there’ll be free apperatifs, that’s the only thing that might make attending actually worthwhile.
You have much bigger problems to worry about, however. This morning, you were following Dolg around as he talking about giving you some kind of assignment. Unfortunately, you didn’t realize you were supposed to follow him into the washroom while he was talking, and thus you have no idea what your assignment actually is! What’s more, after that exchange with him last night, you don’t dare admit to him that you missed hearing what he said. You’ve got to find some way to accomplish this mysterious assignment without letting on that you don’t know what it is.
Personal Notes
That ‘dangerous’ dunebuggy continues to give you trouble from time to time. Yesterday, the battery went dead, and you had to call in an electrician you know by the name of Slippery Pete to get it fixed. He’s a little on the shifty side, but he does have the lowest prices in town.
The National Games, the year’s biggest civilian sporting event, is scheduled to start in Electra City in the next couple of days. After your sporting success at the varsity games, Fats has been talking about entering a team. One drinking mug is good, but he’s got two hands, after all.
Mini-Objective
Find a way to accomplish your assignment without admitting you have no idea what it actually is.
Atobe Keigo – Officer’s Report 16
Recent Duties: Quite frankly, your recent duties have been exhausting – not in relation to the military, but to your tennis. Your new tennis coach has had you working on your game around the clock, and any request for a break has been met with extreme ridicule. Of course, you have yet to see this so-called ‘pro’ actually play a game himself…
Troop Status
Supplies: FLAME-THROWERS, Deluxe uniforms, kamikaze headbands, several exploding “tennis balls” and LUBOSH, your personal tennis trainer.
Morale: You don’t mind working on your tennis game, but you really wish that this Lubosh would lighten up on his ‘big baby’ comments. You’re afraid that your men will cease to respect you, or worse yet, respect that disgusting tennis star Anna Kournikova more than you.
Health: Your troops are excited over the upcoming National Games, the year’s biggest civilian sporting event, and have been training hard in hopes of attending. Of course, given who’s likely to be there, you suspect many of them may have ulterior motives for this sudden work ethic…
Military Communiques
There’s just no end to these ceremonies. This can only make you assume that people just can’t get enough of celebrating you. You are scheduled to be decorated today at a 15:00 ceremony at the Senate House, honouring the war heroes of the recent Spheran invasion. Your mother has already called you to say that she expects you to be in attendance. How she finds out about these things before you do is anyone’s guess.
Personal Notes
The National Games, Electra’s biggest civilian sporting event, is scheduled to take place in Electra City over the next couple of days. In the past, you had participated in these games as part of the Special Forces Academy team. In the past, the military has typically sent their own athletic team to these games, but due to the war, have not yet done so this year. You intend to see to it that this is changed, you don’t plan to miss out!
Due to both the upcoming games and the fact you’re in, you’ve been getting a lot of phone-calls lately from old athlete buddies looking for accomodations in the city. It’s been all you can do to help them get set up, what with all your tennis training and all.
Much to your dismay, the upcoming Games have also resulted in a massive media blitz of Anna Kournikova propaganda. Many are calling her Electra’s finest tennis player and female athlete, and most pundits expect her to take home the tennis championships at the games. What they don’t seem to be aware of is that YOU’re the Princess of Tennis, and you don’t intend to let some blonde hussy convince anyone otherwise.
Mini-Objective
Find and destroy as much Anna Kournikova paraphernelia as possible.
Dust – Officer’s Report 15
Recent Duties: Especially after events like yesterday’s promotion, you prefer to keep a low profile. As such, most of your time has been spent in the peace and quiet of the military library, voraciously reading A Richer Dust. Now that’s a quality novel if you’ve ever seen one!
Troop Status
Supplies: SIR Rifles, Camouflage Scout Uniforms, Sniper Scopes, a Spheran ‘Highwind’ Light Infantry Rifle, and several new kegs of Charlie Mops’ best hops, which you have just had imported to the base.
Morale: You figured that after such a rough time in the field, your Boyos deserved a good celebration. As a result, you’ve finally managed to restock your supply of Charlie Mops’ Irish beer.
Health: Your hardy Boyos are in good health, especially now that they’re safely in the city with minimal risk of dangerous snakes being around.
Military Communiques
These Electrans sure seem to love their formal ceremonies. You are scheduled to be decorated today at a 15:00 ceremony at the Senate House, honouring the war heroes of the recent Spheran invasion. You’re a little leery of appearing in front of the entire Senate, but hopefully brats like Keigo will try to steal the show and you can just kind of slip through unnoticed.
Personal Notes
You sure are glad to have received that shipment of Charlie Mops’ beer. It was brought in by an old buddy of yours, a Denchulli trucker named Slow-Moe. He’s just the best where truck-driving is concerned.
While reading the newspaper in the military library, you’ve come across several advertisements for a downtown pub and restaurant called Paddy Flaherty’s that purports to serve true, authentic Denchulli cuisine. Given the amount of racism you’ve found all over Electra, you find this claim highly questionable. An Electran wouldn’t know Denchulli cuisine if it hit them in the nose with a raw potato! In fact, you fully intend to head down there yourself when you get a chance and put this ad to the test with your discerning palate.
Mini-Objective
Dine at Paddy Flaherty’s Denchulli pub and restaurant to determine the authenticity of their supposed cuisine.
Pacci – Officer’s Report 11
Recent Duties: Pacci, you’re in – in with Verizon Wireless Network. Of course, some might say this hasn’t been a good thing for your military duties, given how much time you’ve been spending on the phone, but fortunately you haven’t been seeing much action lately anyway. Besides, it’s such a hip, cool thing to do, to walk around talking on a cell-phone all the time.
Troop Status
Supplies: PK-33 Handguns, SIR Rifles, Bright Yellow Deluxe Uniforms, and a fashionable European carry-all which now contains several Energeon Cubes, and a cell-phone which is in with Verizon Wireless Network.
Morale: The Pac is thrilled that you’re in with Verizon Wireless. Unfortunately, so is Steven, as he never fails to remind you whenever he speaks to you.
Health: The only health problem the Pac is having is that they’re constantly hungry. The servings at the OC Cafeteria just aren’t enough for their voracious appetites. You’ve had to bring in some extra pizza and the like to keep them satisfied.
Military Communiques
There’s just no end to these ceremonies you have to attend! You are scheduled to be decorated today at a 15:00 ceremony at the Senate House, honouring the war heroes of the recent Spheran invasion. You just hope that this event doesn’t cut too much into your Pac-man playing time.
Personal Notes
You’ve just found out something of critical importance. While you were downtown looking for food for your men, you came across the ‘Big P’ Pizzeria, a pizza place you used to frequent in your youth. Inside, they have an old Pac-man arcade machine where you found that, after all these years, you still have the top score (with the initials PAC)! You’re a certified Pac-man master, but you still remember the night you got that score. There was just the right amount of pizza grease on the joystick. What’s more, it seems that ‘Big P’ is going out of business, which means they might trash the machine! You cannot allow this to occur – you’ve got to get that machine out of there and preserve your record-breaking high score.
Now that you’re in, you’ve been getting a lot of phone-calls. In particular, you keep getting calls from these guys asking you to guess how many cookies they’ve got in their mouth. Of course, you can only approve of stuffing small, round objects in your mouth as much as possible.
You don’t notice much that doesn’t involve Pac-man, but you’ve heard that the National Games, a big sporting event, is supposed to take place in the next couple of days. You wonder whether there are competitions for Pac-man at the national level? Because if there were, you could surely win them.
Mini-Objective
Obtain the Pac-man machine from ‘Big P’ without losing your amazing high score.
Bremingham
Race: Electran
Rank: Senator
Affiliation: Republic of Electra Senate
Bremingham is a stalwart member of the "old guard" of the Electran Senate, and a blue-blooded aristocrat to the core. As an older, somewhat portly man, he has walrus mustaches and wears a uniform covered with military medals. In fact, Bremingham claims a good deal of military service to his name, and also serves as the Senate-Military liaison. He is also none other than the father of Special Forces officer Lt. Jenissa, and is known for his tendency to spoil his only little girl to bits and pieces.