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HI I am SPARTACUS and as you know I SHALL RULE ZE WORLD My plan goes as follows:
Step 1
I shall ask Saddam Hussain for money to buy land in Russia. Ze transfer will take place in a secret Swiss bank so I will have absolute secrecy. I will assure Saddam that this will make ze Americans very woried over the next few years.
Step 2
I will start to use some of ze funds buy hiring Russian scientis ts to start researching weapons of mass destruction. I will also be selling these plans to third world countries for more money.
Step 3
After sufficient research has been done, I will hire ze architects to design a very small weapons facility out of stealth materials.
Step 4
I will then tell Saddam to give me a few troops to guard the construction of a weapons factory. I will promise to give him a third of my products, thus drawing attention away from me.
Step 5
I will begin to make my "nuclear playhouse". One week I will make one type, the next week another, etc...
Step 6
After I have enough weapons to destroy ze world seven times over I will send an envoy to Iraq. The envoy will "accidenty" release a chemical weapon into Saddam's dinner glass.
Step 7
I will immediately denounce the envoy and calll him a traitor to my cause. He will then be beaten, maimed and murdered, publically. I will promise to lead the country to glory, that they would be the first out of many others to come. I will tell them that their future lay in my hands, we are surrounded by enemies and I will need funds. I will promise to repay double what they give me. I will raise a gigantic military all fanatically loyal to me. This will be my hardest step.
Step 8
Aftedr I have complete and absolute control over the Iraqi armed forces, I shall immediately make ammends with the US, and other countries that hate us. I will tell the U.N that we are a different country, that we posses chemical weapons, but will keep a very limited amount.
Step 9
As dictator of Iraq I will lower taxes and start a large welfare program to keep people from starving. I will make the military the most profitable job. I will invite scientists from all over the world to convene and do research at little or no expense to them. I shall turn Iraq into a technolgical Utopia.
Step 10
My next task as ruler of Iraq would be to design a severe airborn biological weapon. I would also develop a vaccine to go along with it.
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