On July 15, China declared it's know-how on the neutron bomb, a bomb which inflicts only radiation damage, thereby not causing any damage to infrastructure but still causing an exorbitant loss of life. With such powerful technology, Taiwan's own miniscule military was seen as nothing but a pushover, but a conference last night showed otherwise. Spokesman Wang Ho Zhi from the Ministry of National Defense was seen aggressively waving a Starcraft CD at a Press conference earlier last evening. Sources claim Wang exclaimed, "U've all seen the game, and u've all seen them damn lockdown missiles. Well, we spanking GOT em!" Sources also that complete silence filled the room as Wang slammed the Starcraft CD down on the podium. Shortly thereafter, a loud wave of laughter followed suit. Infuratied by the response, Wang demanded if there were any questions. One reporter quipped, "I suppose we also have the Ghosts who launch these lockdown missiles correct?"' That pushed Wang over the line, who immediately hurled the Starcraft CD at Wang. A full scale riot ensued, with Wang desperately trying to recover his Starcraft CD and the Press desperately trying to figure out wut the heck was wrong with Wang. The riot did not end until an elite squad of ghosts entered the conference room. With lasersights mounted on their foreheads, the ghosts whispered, "need something?" before letting out a whole barrage of missiles, locking down every sucker in the room. Neither president Lee nor Clinton was avaliable for comments.