After Taiwan flexed it's military muscles last night in the form of lockdown missiles, China quickly countered with the first successful EMP blast known on the planet. China boasted mightily as it's EMP missile exploded upon impact in the Gobi desert. Bewildered reporters asked wut the point of EMP was, because no apparent damage had been inflicted on the desert nor it's inhabitants. A red faced military official, Hsui Nai Wen snorted, "You imbecile! Haven't u ever played Starcraft? EMP takes away their shield and magic points!" Placidly, the reported questioned the benefits of such an expensive technology when none of Taiwan's military forces included the usage of any form of shield for protection. Hsui Naw Wen reportedly snapped the microphone and kicked the podium over.Than quietly, he peeped, "EMP the ghosts." "Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh....." said the reporters. The conference ended immediately thereafter.