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Hollywood celebrities, directors and film producers all held their breath as
the fateful day of November 12th approached. On this special day, the best
movies of the century were to be decided. Those who star in the movies who
appear on this list will inevitably skyrocket the famedom. Those who aren't will
be ridiculed eternally. Without further ado, or anything else even close to ado,
we present to u.....   
THE
WAHOO BURGER TOP #5 MOVIES OF THE CENTURY
| #1 BURGERMINATOR
2: JUDGEMENT DAY (starring WAHOO BURGER and some other guy....
Arnold Schwazzernrgerijasldjdlaskasd or something.....)
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Summary of
Movie: Wahoo Burger stars as hunky, ultra muscular robotic man
who is sent back in time to rescue all the other hunky, ultra muscular
man from being taken over by machines. Wahoo Burger's enemy in this
movie is some liquidy guy who oozes right back together if u shoot him.
However, Wahoo Burger's high impact muscular super punch disassembles
the liquidy guy and Wahoo Burger saves the day again.
click here to see Wahoo Burger's high impact muscular super punch
# of Stars: (out of 3)
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| #3 Air Force Wahoo
Burger (starring WAHOO BURGER and Hairyson Ford)
click here to see Wahoo Burger's high impact muscular super punch
# of Very Bearded Men (out of -50)
  
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Summary of Movie: Wahoo
Burger stars as President of the United States of Wahoo. While
traveling to Taiwan (since they DO have DIPLOmATIC RECOGNITION IN THIS
MOVIE, FROM EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, WHILE CHINA DOES NOT) in his
private jet, Terrorists jump the plane. Despite being extremely old and
unarmed at the start, he is able use his ultra high impact muscular super
punch to vaporize all the terrorists and save the day again.
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| #4 Saving Private
Wahoo Burger (starring WAHOO BURGER and Tom Hankypanky)
click here to see Wahoo Burger's high impact muscular super punch
# of Metallic Cooking Utensils (out of three fourth)
  
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Summary of Movie: Wahoo
Burger stars as a private in the army for the Allies. After losing his two
front teeth in the D-Day assault on Normandy Beach, Wahoo Burger blows his
stack. He dodges 50000 bullets and plows through 50000 Panzer tanks and
tackles Hitler smack in his kisser. Than he uses his high impact muscular
super punch and saves the day again. |
| #5 The
Sixth Wahoo Burger (Starring WAHOO BURGER and Bruised Willis)
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Summary of Movie: Wahoo
Burger stars as the sixth burger....... sorry... no high impact
muscular super punch in this one! asdsdadasdasasdksdasd
# of Weird lookin' thingies (out of 0.5)
   
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