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Revelations: The Biological Analyses of a S. Mitsuda Specimen Brought to you by..... (BTW, SC RULZ) Professor or Neuropsychomaniacs: Zeke Hogburger Hi. Welcome! (BTW, SC RULZ) This essay is based on the scientific analyses of a S. Mitsuda Specimen. First off, I'd like to thank the University of Kusai for sending me the samples. Second of all, I'd like to thank the Anti-Mario Fan Club for all the financial support they provided during my intensive and thorough studies into the previously unexplored realm of Shinshos. This is only part 1 of my studied. If all goes well, I may publish the results of my 2nd set of studies (they're even more shocking than these! Heeheehaha) For the 1st part of this essay, please refer to Figure 1. (BTW, SC RULZ!) Figure 1. This is an undated photograph of the complete S. Mitsuda specimen. (BTW, SC RULZ!) After extensive testing, conclusive evidence can be shown that despite the massive cranial volume in the, ermmm, "thing", on top of the incredibly muscular guy (Gosh! Looks almost just like Niven!), it is completely and not surprisingly empty. CIA members who were assigned to surveille him observed the specimen taking tests in Soja class and answering ESSAYS THAT WERE NOT REQUIRED! (BTW, SC RULZ!) Meanwhile, electro-analysis of muscle tissues show a muscle:fat ratio that does NOT correspond to this photo at all! (This sucker's on some heavy duty steroids, and i mean HEAVY DUTY! I MEAN BUCKETLOADS. NO! I MEAN TRUCKLOADS!) In conclusion, the S. Mitsuda sample used some steroids.(I mean, look at his head! Doesn't fit the body at all! Somethin' fishy goin on here..........! heeheheh) Meanwhile, volumetric analysis of the dumbbells show that they are phony dumbells. (Those dumbbell discs are all actually SC C.D.s! :P) (BTW, SC RULZ!) Analyses of the bright purple spandex tights could not be made because I liked em so much that I went out to buy a pair for myself instead. (BTW, SC RULZ) The rest of Shinsho can be described in some simple mathematical formulas--> + SHO = - SHO = + = (BTW, SC RULZ!) + = Heeheehaha! J/Kl! :P Shinsho is a very cool guy actually! haha. (BTW, SC RULZ!) BUT before I go, here's the MOST important equation of all.....
= Photographs Courtesy of Sheensho Mitsuda Wey Chen ® (BTW, SC RULZ!) |