Our beer,
Which art in barrels.
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our daily pints,
And forgive us our spills,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into sobriety,
But deliver us from all hangovers
For thine is the kegdome,
The bitter and the lager.
Forever and ever,
BARMEN!