We all knew it, we just couldn't prove it..........

this is so funny. i'm still laughing. ha ha ha. hehehehehe. :-)

	Ok everyone, my dear friend in England sent this to me.  When I
first read it, I said no way, but then I thought about, I'd say Bill Gates
is in for some trouble.
	Read every bit of the following, or you'll a part of the big
picture.
Eva



The part about Excel is TRUE!!!!!

Since we're all using MICROSOFT products here, I thought I'd just let you
know these facts... Do you know that Bill gates' REAL name is William Henry
Gates III? Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III) where III means the
order of third (3rd).

 So, what's so eerie about this name?

 OK, if you take all the letters in Bill Gates III and then convert it in
ASCII code (American standard code for information interchange) and then ADD
up all the numbers...you will get 666, which is the number of the
beast!!!

 B 66
 I 73
 L 76
 L 76
 G 71
 A 65
 T 84
 E 69
 S 83
 I 1
 I 1
 I 1

 666 !!!! THE NUMBER OF THE DEVIL........

 Coincidence?

 Maybe, but take WINDOWS 95 and do the SAME procedure and you will get
 666 too !!! And the same goes for MS-DOS 6.21!!!

 Are you sure this is not a Coincidence?  You decide....

 MS-DOS 6.21
 77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 =3D 666

 WINDOWS 95
 87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1=3D 666

 Okay now for the good part!!!!!!

 For those of you who still have the OLD xcel 95 (not office 97) try
 this out:

 1. Open a new file.
 2. Scroll down until you see row 95.
 3. Click on the row 95 button, this highlights the whole row
 4. Press tab, to move to the second column.
 5. Now, move your mouse and click on help THEN about microsoft excel
 6. Press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button
simultaneously.
 7. A WINDOW WILL APPEAR, TITLE : THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS.

 This is really eerie okay...it has a doom style format and you can walk all
around the hall (use your arrow keys)...and on the sides of the walls are
the names of the tortured souls....

 8. NOW WALK UP THE STAIRS AND THEN COME BACK DOWN, FACE THE BLANK WALL
AND THEN TYPE IN EXCELKFA. This will open the blank wall to reveal another
secret passage, walk through the passage and DO NOT fall off (this is the
hard part!), when you get to the end, you will see something
really
really
 eerie....

 At this point of time, countless witnesses all over the world have
verified that it is a real eye opener.  It could be a joke by MS
programmers
or is it?......

 Wouldn't be surprise if Bill Gates was "The Antichrist", after all it was
already foretold in the Bible that someone powerful would rise up and lead
the world to destruction.

 And Bill Gates definitely have that kind of power in his hands. More than
80% of the world's computers run on Windows and DOS (including those at
Pentagon!)
If all his products have some kind of small program embedded (like this Hall
of Tortured Souls) that can give him control, setting off nuclear
arsenals,
creating havoc in security systems, financial systems all over the
world,etc......All from his headquarters isn't a far of reality!  Just using
Internet.  Explorer may just allow him to map out what you have on your
computer bit by bit each time you log on. Perhaps the endtimes are near and
this is just a tip of the iceberg!?

 Quote from the Bible

 "He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave,
to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could
buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the
number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him
calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number.  His number is
666."...Revelations 13:16-18.

 See....  It is something for you to think about....if the Bible, in the
Book of Revelation says that without the sign of the beast one would not be
able to buy, sell, do business transactions, etc. then.
 My question to you now is this.....
 Is Internet now a necessity in doing business? The Internet also bears the
sign... Note that the Internet is also commonly known as the World Wide Web
or WWW...One other way we write W is  V/(VI) so ......
 W W W
 VI VI VI
 6 6 6

 This gives me something to ponder upon ... Isn't everything going towards
the Internet? (i.e., buying/selling goods, business transactions) Isn't
Microsoft always on the move to have a monopoly when it comes to software
technology?
And now the Internet?
 Revelation also says that the mark of the beast will be carried on one's
Hand and one's forehead.....

 If the Internet would indeed be the sign of the beast aren't we all
starting to carry it on our hands and foreheads??? Screens (forehead) and
make use of the mouse (hand)???  Are things finally falling into place or
are we just letting our imagination run???  Remember, the devil came to
cheat, steal, and
to destroy ....... so be VIGILANT!!! about Bill Gates and Microsoft.

 "To agree or to not agree with the WWW or the Beast", is not the question.
What if the WWW is the 666?  Or Bill Gates be the Beast? What will you do??
Cancel subscriptions to the Internet?  Resign from Microsoft?  Set out a
campaign against Bill Gates in the internet? Shut down all Windows 95
forever?
It will not do you any good...think about all this and pray, pray really
hard, or else