heres me fic! GASPER'S PLOT! other than a few minor things, these are the same fic words that appeared on the m board ^_^ Part 1!!! Jazz( J):*reaches into his pocket and retrieves a small golden object* ...THIS! LETTER OPENER!!!!!! *throws it at geo* *watches as geo ducks and the opener conks gasper on the head* WAH-HOO I ACTUALLY HIT MY TARRGET ^_^ *watches gasper get real mad...* huh oh..um Gasper, you DO realize that ummm that was...G...E...O's!!!! MISTAKE AHHH *runs for his life* HELP! *watches Geo aim a pie at him..* oh man... Geo (ge):*geo tosses the pie at his target..being hisself* J and Gasper (G):*jazz and gasper start laughing for the heck of it at Geo's display of stupidity* J: umm k guess we're all better eh Gasp.....ol' bud...dy? uh oh *sees gasper staring coldly at him* oh boy *sigh* *makes a break for it* *whil;e running, jazz un-screws a sewage vent meant to trap gasper* *watches as Mr. Potch accidently slips in* oh boy...*runs more* *hides in a toy store* hehe he'll never find me..he...re oh man *looks up to see gasper wielding a pen* AHA SO YOU THINK YOUR PEN CAN BEAT MY RUBBER AXE DO YA (stupid jerk narrator) (SJ)-:*just then mime slips in unnoticced* J & G:*jazz and gasper duel it out* J: AHH YOUR PEN IS MIGHTY...but..*watches mime trip gasper allowing jazz to run free* AHAHAHAH AIM FREE FOR NOW ^_^ end of part 1 part 2 ok now where we left off- gasper just got knocked down by mime (thanx mime ^_^) and i was makin a run for it... ok now lets go on from there Sarah(s): HEY JAZZ! jazz(j):*bumps into sarah* S:HEY WATCH IT YOU KLUTZ! J: hey im sorry ....didn't mean to..gasper's on me trail..wanna be a pal and hide me? S: well not really..but i have this ...STOVE you could hide in,,, J: STOVE!? ...umm well if thats the best you got ok i'll take it.. S:*takes jazz home with her and stuffs him in the stove* J: my its cozy in here (sarcasm) ^_^ *there comes a knock on the door* Gasper (g): sarah or should i say CHIBI KITTY!! LET ME IN NOW I MUST KILL JAZZ (as gasper would really say it redrum zzaj redrum ^_^) S: umm ok Gasper, but he isn't here G: oh we'll just see about that *they look around finally gasper and Sarah stop at the stove...* G: i'll bet hes in there S: if hes in there i'll give you ten bucks..oh and i'll prove ya he ain't there..*turns on the heat...acidently to high not low* J: *begins to sizzle * (thinking- gasper go away!!!!) G: oh all right Ptch prolly has him... *leaves) S:*sees the heat on hig* OH DEAR! JAZZ IM SO SORRY J: (thinking- GET ME OUTTA HERE SARAH!!) S: *opens the oven door* J: *shoots out like lightning, attempting to find water..only to realize that he just burned the heck outta harvey ..so harvey alas is dead again ^_^* J: thanks sarah i may have been burnt... S: well ya don't have to be mean :Þ J: no i mean it really thanx...you saved me from dying ^_^ S: tee-hee J: but now where do i go? he thinks potch has me...POTCH IS IN DANGER...I MUST HELP H...wait a minute,.. potch is in danger..so why am i helping }:-> S: hey don't be mean suddenly ME (m) walks in... M: hey all...whats up?? S: well gaspers gunna kill potch for "hiding" jazz but i have him here... J: ok i feel bad *leaves to hel ppotch...* Gasper-(thinking...im gunna get you jazz...) end of part 2... part 3 where we left off- well Gasper was out to kill Potch and jazz..., and Jazz was going to save him... Gasper (G):WHERE ARE YOU HIDING HIM POTCH *gets an evil grin* Potch (P):I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM!!!!! REALLY! G: yeah I believe ya ...sure (sarcasm) P:*gets taken away by Gaspers Guards (GG) GG: go quietly..you have the right to remain silent..anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of chickens P: I DEMAND A WALRUS!!! A MAN MUST HAVE HIS WALRUS! Sarah (S): wheres Potch going?? *just then jazz rushes onto the screen. rubber axe in hand* Jazz (J): LET GO OF POTCH YOU FIENDS! *tosses bananas at G's Gs* Gasper: CURSES FOILED AGAIN! I'LL GET YOU JAZZ (redrum zzaj redrum* *makes a run for it* Jazz: *runs after gasper in hopes of ending this madness* Narrator (stupid jerk): will the story close here J: heck no you fool ^_^ it will be continued...FOREVER ^_^ Stupid Jerk- and will my name stop being stupid jerk? (everyone (e))- NO!!! Me (M): hey whats going on now! J: oh nothin...just the world about to be destroyed by gasper... G: thats right jazz...redrum!!!!!!! JAZZ MUST DIE FOR HITTING ME WITH THAT LETTER OPENER! Stupid Jerk: will the world end... (G)- yes (SJ)- WILL JAZZ WIN!? (G)- no ( SJ) stay tuned for the next stupid adventure of jazz's mb fic ^_^ Jazz: its not stupid ya stupid jerk ^_^ SJ: shut up Jazz...and go save us from gasper G: no way man jazz will die (redrum zzaj redrum) TRUE END OF PART 3! SJ: can it be??? J: NO! G: YES! SJ:??!! ok thats it..see ya for part 4..in the worlds kaboom..or the worlds kaboom (hehe) now i have ta think of a title for me fic ^_^