Where we left off: stupid jerk (need an explanation of who he is?...get a life and read the other parts ^_~) (SJ): Gasper had just thrown everyone out of his hide out by way of typhoon (drat the luck), Sarah had totally gone berzerk and really harmed gasper (oh wait that was part 6 ^_^.. Sarah: Tee-hee ^_~) and lets see...Geo had some how come in, and had told Gasper something right before he got hit with an anvil. Now there are two Gaspers... Begin, PART 8!________________________________ Gasper (G):Mwa ha ha ha now There are 2 mes...count em...1...2!!!...1...2...1...1! doh! Me: Uhhhh, I only see 1 me.... G:Shut up me Me: Stop talking to yourself like that Gasper G: CURSE YOUR BLACK HEART ME! Me: I know you are but what am I? *gets hit with the bubonic plague* SJ: Wait a second! Isn't he dead already??? Me: xxx (dead) xxx... Sarah (S): AH HA HA HA MY CANDY WILL WIN OVER ALL Gasper 1 (G1): *steals Sarah's candy* S: DON'T MAKE ME MAD YOU...........BUFFOON! G1:uwa ha ha ha what an insult :Þ SJ: JUST THEN... K'VAN comes in K'van Krith (KK):WOO-HOO IM IN PART 8 ^_^... KK:*shoots Gasper 1 with his moon beam gun!* G1: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH *gets dissintegrated* SJ: Now for some stupid reason Minmei decides at this time to walk in.. Minmei (EOH***see note at bottem***-evil old hag...JUST KIDDDDDING!!! the real abbriviation is M) M:WHOA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LOVELY MADHOUSE! *picks up Gasper 2 (G2), and beats him sensless* G2: (now plain ol' G):WAIT MINMEI! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!! M: well it IS Gasper's plot so this must be YOUR fault SJ: And hence the fatefull Jazz picked this wrong moment to enter G:WAIT! THIS IS JAZZ'S FIC AND HE THREW A LETTER OPENER AT ME :Þ Jazz (J):Whats up all..heya Minmei :D M: Did you throw a letter opener at Gasper?? J: Heck no :Þ I threw it at Geo... M: oh ok Geo: HEY! THATS NOT RIGHT! WHY GOD!!!! WHY ALWAYS ME!!!!!!*gets hit with a golf ball*..!!! AGHHHH J: And it HIT Gasper cuz Geo was evil Geo: Oh suuuure blame it on me M: oh ok you're under arrest Geo for being evil and hitting Gasper with this lovely letter opener... Geo: *is dragged away* NOOOOOOOOO! *gets hit with another golf ball*...ACK! SJ: Anyone ever wonder where they are coming from?!?!? Beanie Chan (BC): FOUR! *wacks another ball*... Geo: *gets hit with ANOTHER golf ball*...DOH! CURSE YOU BEANIE-CHAN! J:What does this have to do with the story :Þ SJ: Nothing, just some interesting factual info ^_^ Everyone (E): SHUT UP!!!!! BC: *hits another golf ball* FOUR!!!!!!! Geo: GOD NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!! *sees the golf ball fly way over Geo's head*...HA! YOU MISSED :Þ BC: I Wasn't aiming for you moron! SJ: *gets hit* AGH!!!!!!!! *falls oveR* Me:xxx...(dead)...xxx S: So what exactly happened in the STORY so far?? E: I dunno? J: I'll resolve that by saying theres only ONE gasper now... G: UWA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! *snaps his fingers* SJ: Suddenly Blue the dog from Blues clues enters Blue from blues clues (BBC): bow wow *bites Gasper* G: HEY I SUMMONED YOU! J: its because you're not cute :Þ S: awww BBC is so cute! BBC: *walks over and licks Sarah* S:Tee-hee M:GASPER! FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE! AND FOR NOT BEING CUTE! I HEREBY SENTANCE YOU TO LIFE in the insane room... G: UWA HA HA I already got that one sweety... M: DON'T CALL ME SWEETY *takes out 100 lbs of explosives and lights them* SJ: Just then Kenny decideds to come in outta no where Kenny:hey guys!!! E: *teleports out of there , leaving kenny...* M: Wheres ME? Me: (i'm here...)xxx...(dead)...xxx Kenny: OH NO!!!! SJ: *Suddenly there is a BLAM! as the 100 lbs of explosives go off* Kenny: *is killed once again* J: Hey! Wasn't Gasper in there too ?? M: I thought so......but I still feel his life force........ G: *some how got away* SJ:so..what will happen....how did Gasper get away....when will Beanie-Chan stop hitting Geo with golf balls BC:FOUR! Geo:*gets hit* *sighs* WHHHHYYYYYYYY MEEE! Stay tuned for part 9! and then later for the conclusion PART 10! BC: FOUR! Geo:*crying* whhhhhhy mmm..mm..ee Me: Why what? what am i doing Geo:*still sobbing* whyy mmyself..why must everyone hhhate me! END PART 8_____________________ ok we left off when Gasper had mysteriously gotten away from Minmei's 100 lbs of dynamite... Gasper (G):*pant*...I...*wheeze* made..it Jazz (J):aha but for how long will you be safe :Þ G:I dunno if Jazz ever finds me i'll be in trouble... J:Yeah I agree man..How about this..you cold? G:Yeah actually J: ok just stick out your arms and I'll put an extra coat on you.. G:*sticks out his arms* J:NOW! suddenly everyone runs out Everyone (E):*beats Gasper down, handcuffs him and slips on his old straight jacket* Sarah (S):YAY...*hears a beep*..hey guys wait a second..I gotta go to part 9 1/2 (underneath 9)..but i'll be back ^_~ maybe..for part 10! *Sarah sprints off to part 9 1/2* G:NOOO wait a second who was that guy? J:Gasper, look more carefully before you talk to someone :Þ Gasper: SO! IT WAS YOU POTCH!!! CURSE YOU! Potch (P):What did I DO!?!?!?! Stupid Jerk (SJ):And so Gasper is taken away to the madhouse mental hospital never to see the light of day again G:And I would've gotten away with it too..if it weren't for those meddling kids..and that pesky dog (from scooby doo ^_~) E:YAY WE DID IT Beanie Chan (BC):FOUR! Geo: *sigh* everythings back to *bonk* normal...aga...*bonk*in..*bonk* J:Geo..you really outta do something about those bumps.. Geo:Ok I will thank ye kindly...*runs over to BC, grabs her golf club, and snaps it in half* BC:oh Darn (sarcastically) Geo:Yes, its forever broken!!! SJ:And so the story closes...with one part left to go..what will jazz put in it???who knows ^_~...stay tuned for the next awesome part of Gasper's plot! Geo:*gets hit in the head with a golf ball* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BC:*snickers* Artist and Writer (Jazz):*draws another golf ball on Beanie-Chan's tee* UWA HA HA HA! ___END OF PART 9!___ Sarah (S): *Runs of to her house* Meanwhile, KK (K'van Krith) is attempting to resussatate Harvey, that blasted goldfish KK:AHA! SUCCESS!! S:*runs in*..K'VAN! NO!!!! *kicks K'van in the head* KK:Too late Sarah! HARVEY LIVES!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA jazz:*rushes in*..NO K'VAN NOT HARVEY! KK:YES! HARVEY! suddenly mime gets a life...and decideds to join in on the fun Mime:*enters and holds up a sign "NOT THE FISH!" KK:This is old...YES HARVEY! Mime:*hops into the goldfish bowl and is devoured by harvey witha final sign "got milk" he dissapears again* Sarah:NOOOOO NOT HARVEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean lets tr ythis again...NOT MIME!!!! *picks up harvey and feeds him to CrAzY kItTy..aka K'van* *uses a gene displacer to spread Harvey's genes to the botten of the ocean in every known corner of the world* Everyone:yay.....! HARVEYS GONE FOR GOOD AND WE OWE IT TO SARAH Sarah:tee-hee-hee ^_^ kk:whats going on? where am i? Sarah:you're going to the madhouse jail for reviving harvey! KK:what??eh? the last thing i remember..i was ...eating fish sticks when i heard a voice..it sounded like harvey.. then i went crazy.... What happened to K'van? will Harvey ever come back?? what else is wrong with this scene??? well those questions may or may never be answered :Þ if they are gunna be answered it isn't gunna be in MY fic ^_^ someone else can do a fic about it though and use this for an intro..or it could become a gathering (but i had to include it cuz of the beep ^_^) END OF PArt 9 AND ½