A long time ago, back in the 1980's, I, like a lot of other children my age, read the "Worst Witch" books by Jill Murphy. In fact, I can credit Jill Murphy's books with helping me learn how to read in the first place. I also happened to like the books a lot. I remember on one occasion when I was about 8 a boy in my class found a copy of "A Bad Spell For The Worst Witch" in our classroom's collection, and I snatched it out of his hand - that was wrong of me, I know. What made it worse was that I already knew the full story as I had an audiobook of it which I had listened to several times."When shall we three meet again
In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"William Shakespeare, Macbeth, Act 1, Scene 1
Onward, ever striving onward
Proudly on our brooms we fly,
Straight and true above the treetops
Shadows on the moonlit sky
Ne'er a day will pass before us
When we have not tried our best,
Kept our cauldrons bubbling nicely
Cast our spells with zest
Fearless witches never flinching
Through the dark and dismal night,
Ghouls and ghosts and nightmare monsters
Run away in fright
We are the girls with skills in sorcery
When in flight quite a sight to see,
We're young witches and proud to be
Learning our craft at Cackles' Academy.School Song from "The Worst Witch" TV adaptation
Three episodes in and we move onto an adaptation of a story from one of the books, although with the addition of Frank Blossom's nephew, Charlie. Again (and this is likely to become a recurring phrase during this journey) this was another good epsiode that works well."We just came to have a look at you're great page and thought we'd point out the one mistake on you're episode guide episode 3 is called pig in a poke!! not pig in the hole!"
Georgie Sherrington and Emma Brown, on the original Worst Witch message board for this site, on 25th August 1999
We start today with a reprise of yesterday's episode, with Mildred stating that she's going to run away. Shortly afterwards we get a shot of Miss. Cackle and Miss. Hardbroom walking through the school, with Miss. Cackle saying how displeased she was with Mildred. I was impressed with this shot, which was quite a long take as we follow them through the school - and it's not always as easy as it looks to achieve a shot like this."Double, double, toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble."William Shakespeare, Macbeth, Act 4, Scene 1
"I have a feeling that this episode was also filmed in Canada. Why? Well, different film stock is used, that is, the picture looks more glossy than usual. Also, towards the start of the episode we learn that Ruby Cherrytree has the flu and so can’t come out with the other girls. Ruby also didn’t go on the camping trip in Episode 8. Ruby may have been written out of these episodes possibly because the actress that played her, Joanna Dyce, wasn’t able to go to Canada, but I can’t be certain about this."
Karl S. Green, Entry for Series 1, Episode 11, "Let Them Eat Cake", in Worst Witch Episode Guide
As you can tell from today's quotes, we're back in Canada for this episode, and it's another great ensemble piece. It's also a good episode if you want to feel the shows magic."also you guessed well about the canadian episodes jo (ruby) couldn't make the canada trip due to dancing last year but enjoyed it a lot this year."
Georgie Sherrington and Emma Brown, on the original Worst Witch message board for this site, on 25th August 1999
Well, I've got so much to say about this episode, and so little time to say it in! But I'll do my best..."This isn’t one of my favourite episodes. Why? Well, let’s just say that my surname isn’t 'Green' for no reason....."
Karl S. Green, Entry for Series 1, Episode 12, "Sweet Talking Guys", in Worst Witch Episode Guide
Well, we begin series two with a great episode, and I hardly know where to begin! Mildred is now at the start of her second year, but things are starting to go wrong from day one."Well, here we go again..."
Mildred Hubble, "The Worst Witch", Series 2, Episode 1, "Old Hats and New Brooms"
Four episodes into the second series, and we now see the conclusion to the adaptation of "A Bad Spell For The Worst Witch". But, before that, my tape had caught Harshna Brahmbhatt and Joanna Dyce in the CITV studio, who play Jadu Wali and Ruby Cherrytree respectively. The man on Jadu watch notes that there's a hint of what Jadu's character trait could have been. When asked about their characters, Joanna said that Ruby was very high tech, and Harshna said that Jadu gets really excited all of the time."...are my eyes deceiving me or are you not the girl who ruined the broomstick display last year?"
Grand Wizard Hellibore, "A Bad Spell For The Worst Witch", and "The Worst Witch", Series 2, Episode 4, "Crumpets for Tea"
"You're a mean and spiteful girl, Drusilla Paddock."
Maud Moonshine, "The Worst Witch", Series 2, Episode 8, "The Dragon's Hoard"
Well, I end the week with another late entry, and I'm so tired right now it's amazing that I'm still awake! But I'm going to do my best here, so here goes..."You're really quite clever, aren't you Millie!"
Drusilla Paddock, "The Worst Witch", Series 2, Episode 8, "The Dragon's Hoard"
Well, it's another very late entry, and so again I'm going to have to have to write this quickly. For the second episode in a row we get to see Ruby actually doing something, and here she has a leading role in the episode, where she combines magic with science. To help Fenny and Gris with their history project she turns a pinball table into a time machine (although, personally, I'd prefer a blue police box...)"For evil to triumph it only requires that good people do nothing."
Lucy Fairweather, "The Worst Witch", Series 3, Episode 3, "Which Witch is Which?"
General Impressions: I liked this episode! I liked this episode a lot! It seemed to have everything a traditional Worst Witch episode has! Mildred being made to feel small and winning through at the end, Ethel opposing everything she does, HB being cruel as ever, Cackle being kind. It's not really easy to explain, it just had everything that I love about "The Worst Witch"!Yes, this episode had the magic that I am seeking on this journey. And, yes, I used exclamation marks a lot in those days! Just wait 'til you see my review of the Christmas episode...
Minor Problem With The Plot: I have just one minor problem with the plot in this episode. During the outdoor potions lesson, what was the actual lesson? What were the students supposed to be learning? It appeared to me that all that they were supposed to do was to spread out and take some of a pre-prepared potion to turn into trees. It wasn't quite explained what the point of this exercise was, although my guess it was something to do with how well they turned into tress or something like that. This was just a minor plot problem though and it doesn't really spoil the episode.Yes, I was a bit of perfectionist as well.
Minor Lighting Problem: Lighting a scene can be a pain and I don't understand it at all. But I just thought I'd mention that in a scene in a classroom where all the students were talking to each other, it was intercutting between a shot of Mildred (with some others in the background) and a shot of Ethel and Drusilla. The lighting with the shots of Mildred looked fine, but for the shots of Ethel and Drusilla it didn't look quite right, it certainly didn't match the shots of Mildred! It seemed a bit too bright to me. But then this is just a minor problem and I've gone on about it too long already!Yes, I was a real perfectionist! Although, when watching the episode this time I have to admit that I didn't spot this problem today. This may be because I was watching it from a VHS tape - yes, ancient I know - and the quality of the recording wasn't fantastic. Before long kids will say "What's VHS?" just like they would say "What's Betamax?" if you asked them about it today...
Best Performance Of The Episode: As ever, good performances from all. Performances that caught my eye in this episode were Jessica Fox during Enid's impersonation of Miss. Cackle, Emma Brown during the first scene where Maud spoke up to HB about Mildred, and Georgina Sherrington during the scene on the steps where she talks to Gabrielle Gribble about the assessment. But, for me, the best performance of this episode was Rebecca Clarke as Gabrielle Gribble. The character went through an awful lot this episode and Rebecca reflected this well throughout the episode. From emulating HB when she first met the third years, to her best attempts to liven up the class during the outdoor potions lesson, to her shock when she couldn't find them, to her reaction to when she found out what had happened, to the scene on the steps with Mildred and Maud, to the late night potions class, and finally to the evaluation. We saw Gabrielle as strict (which we could tell was unnatural for her), to panicking when the class vanished, to eventually being the nice person that she is. In my opinion, Rebecca Clarke has been the best guest star on "The Worst Witch" ever!Yes, my performance of the episode is going to Rebecca Clarke as Gabrielle Gribble, definately one of the best guest stars the show has had. And yes, I will admit that I do quite fancy her... But that's not the reason why I've given her the performance of the episode. As mentioned above, Gabrielle went through a range of emotions and states, and Rebecca portrayed all of them wonderfully. For me, she made the episode.
Best Scene Of The Episode: This is tough one this week! I particulary liked the opening scene in the potions lab, particulary when Maud spoke up for Mildred to HB. And I also liked the scene in the woods during the outdoor potions class. But for the best scene of the episode this week I'm going to go for the scene where Mildred and Maud speak to Gabrielle on the steps to try make amends. This scene was a significant turning point in the episode, and worked really well, as we all know that Mildred would try and do the right thing in the end!Sorry, I'm still kicking myself from the last paragraph. But, yeah, that was a good scene!
High Angle/Low Angle: The scene on the steps was also interestingly shot. Have you ever noticed that sometimes in school/college/university the teachers are raised above the students, that they're standing on platforms looking down on them? No? Well, neither have I! But my point is that it's not an accident when that happens, it's intentional, as it puts them in an authorative position. This idea also translates into films & TV shows. The scene on the steps used a low angle shot (camera looking up) for Gabrielle and high angle shots (camera looking down) for Mildred and Maud. Although at this point in the narrative it would appear that Mildred and Maud are in a more authorative position as they are helping the upset Gabrielle to get a good evaluation, the choice of shots helps to reinforce the fact that Gabrielle, as the teacher, is really in the more authorative position. She can say no to Mildred and Maud's idea and that would have been the end of that. A good way to shoot this scene I felt!And, additionally to that, Georgie was getting to be quite tall at this point, and so this technique helps to reinforce the fact that Mildred is still a child. And, yes, I did a Film and TV degree! Can you tell?
And Finally: A really, really good episode! Everything worked well in this episode! OK, I know I've said that there was a minor problem with the plot and the lighting in one scene, but these really were minor problems which I feel I've said way too much about! They don't really spoil the episode at all! The episode had everything a good Worst Witch episode has, and everyone, both in front of and behind the camera, did a really good job in this episode!Absolutley, a great episode! Definitely one to remember, and one that definitely helps me to recapture the magic of the show.
Well, fans of "The Worst Witch" get an early Christmas present in the guise of a Christams special! And "special" certainly is the right word to describe it!Oh dear, I was starting to sound a bit like that sketch from "The Fast Show" (Aren't witches brilliant?). And I was right about being a little hyper! But the me of six years ago and the me of today are in agreement that this was a great episode (although the me of today was able to pick out one performance from the many great performances that the episode had for my performance of the episode). But, yes, this episode and everything and everyone in it was, indeed, brilliant.
General Impressions: Brilliant! Brilliant! Brilliant! Brilliant! Brilliant! Yes, I liked this episode a lot! Cackle's putting on a pantomime! What a great idea! And it worked so well! The added dimension of magic really helps to make it stand out from other shows that put on pantomimes!
Best Performance Of The Episode: Oh, come on! You don't seriously expect me to pick one performance out from all of the others in this one do you?! Everyone, without exception, was great! Even in their pantomime roles! It all worked so well! Brilliant!
Best Scene Of The Episode: Whoa, this episode had so many good bits in it! HB as the fairy godmother! Maud as the wicked step-mother! The Grand Wizard understanding the concept of a "pantomime"! There were so many good bits that if I listed them all I think I'd end up listing every bit of the episode! But the part that stood out for me the most, although it was somewhat brief, was the bit where Maud convices that Mildred is Cinderella, and not to let Ethel get the better of her! That was so lovely! Oh, it was all so brilliant!
A Cast Of Thousands (well, OK, maybe not quite that many!): It was so nice to see just about every member of the cast present in this episode! (The only person I couldn't spot was Sybil.)
The Funniest Episode Yet: Whilst the show has so many funny bits in it, this episode had more than usual! And that's no bad thing! Just what a Christmas special needs! HB trying to find the fairy Godmother within her! Ethel being told that she's the back end of a horse! Charlie not being able to get a word in! Baz and Gaz worried about being forced to wear the frocks for a month! The list is endless! Brilliant!
Anything Else: My only problem with this episode was that it felt a little rushed, but, what the hey! It was still great!
And Finally: As if you hadn't guessed by now, I thought that this episode was brilliant! And yes, I know I've used the word "brilliant" a lot here, and I know that I've ended just about every sentance with an exclamation mark, but I thought the episode was so good it was deserving of it! It truly was a brilliant episode! A great idea, that was extremely well written! So take a bow, writers of "The Worst Witch"! And the acting was superb! So take a bow, cast of "The Worst Witch"! And the filming, the directing, and the editing, and everything else that happens behind the camera was excellent! So take a bow, crew of "The Worst Witch"! In my honest opinion, this was the best episode of "The Worst Witch" ever! It just goes to show just how truly great the show is! Everyone who's involved in making it deserves to give themselves a pat on the back! You've all done extremely well with it!
Well, I could go on forever here! The episode's put me in such a good mood! (That, and the fact that I haven't been to bed tonight! I'm normally fairly hyper early in the morning when I haven't been to bed the previous night! I almost certainly won't be quite so hyper this evening! I'll probably be zombiefied!) This really was a great episode of a great series! And there are still 6 episodes to go! I can't wait for them! OK, I'd better stop writing now before I wear out my exclamation mark key!
Merry Christmas everyone! Merry Christmas!
"Migorag Sipneth Flothes Toceni,I didn't reveal what this spell actually meant, leaving it as a puzzle for the readers. As I took my website down five months after putting the last fanfic up, it may well be that no one worked it out. There was also a slight mistake, so first I will correct that mistake and then cast the right spell:
Whutorn Rewocei Dalesin Latisphet!"
"Migorag Sipneth Flothes Toceni,And the meaning of the spell is thus:
Whutorn Rewocei Dalesin Latisphep!"
"The thing I long for most is peace,This journey has enabled me to be at peace with myself. My world, for now at least, is at peace. I will treasure the good memories that I have of everything to do with "The Worst Witch", as I continue on into the next chapter of the greater journey that is life.
I wish upon this world eternal peace!"
Remember the stories from our childhood,
The light, joy, and magic they brought to us.
The memories that will forever last.
The stories that helped us to grow, that would
stay with us, always echoing the past.
Remember the stories from our childhood.
If you ever doubt the future you should
remember the magic you once felt, cast
your mind back, don't let childhood die so fast.
Remember the stories from our childhood.
Copyright © Karl S. Green, 2006, 2007
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