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"Hey everybody!" Cammuy chirped. She was just skipping along waving cheerfully at everybody.
"Hello Cammy!" Everybody screamed back. Cammy just sat down on the chair.
"OK, the Street Fighter meeting is officially in session," E. Honda said. He sat back down on his chair and almost broke it. "I never understand why these chairs have to be so small," he muttered.
"Anyway ," Guile said, "the meeting has officially begun. Any new buisness?"
Everybody was quiet and just then Dan spoke up.
"Yeah, I learned this new kick and it's awesome! Now I can beat anybody with it! Seriously!"
Everybody just ignored Dan because they all knew that he was blowing off steam like usual.
"Any other real buisiness?"
"Nope!" Blanka yelled. "Let's just talk about how much we hate Bison."
"Good idea!" Sakura exclaimed. Everybody else shrugged.
"OK, I'll start first," Chun li offered. "I hate Bison because he killed my father."
"But Chun li, isn't your father alive?"
"Well yeah," she admitted, "but I thought Bison did it, and I still hate him."
"Well I hate Bison cause of what he did to Charlie."
"Who's Charlie?" Sakura wanted to know.
"He's...." just then there was a knock on the door. Rose got up and opened it.
"Charlie!! You're alive!"
"Of course I'm alive," Charlie said stepping inside. "I said I was gonna be gone for a long time." They both hugged eachother.
"So do you hate Bison, Guile?" Cammy asked. Guile thought about it and shrugged.
"Yeah, why not?"
"Yeah," Charlie said, "Guile's friends are my friends. Guile's enemies are my enemies. Who are you talking aout anyway?"
"Bison."
"Oh, that nasty looking guy. Gives me the creeps everytime I see his face somewhere."
"We all do," Blanka said. "I hate him cause he transformed me into the beast I am."
"I don't think you look that bad," Akuma said. Blanka looked at him weirdly and inched away from him.
"I hate him cause he dumped me," Cammy said tearfully. Everybody looked at her as if she was crazy.
"Eww.... you actually liked him?" Rose asked.
"He's so nasty looking!"
"And so nasty smelling!"
"You have no idea how lucky you are Cammy..."
"What is wrong with you?"
Cammy just glared at all of them until they lapsed into silence. Rose cleared her throat. "I guess nobody here likes him."
"Yeah!" everybody choroused.
"Should we kick his butt?"
"Yeah!!" everybody screamed.
"Let's do it then!!"
everybody erupted into cheers.
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"Uh.... Bison?" A man stood next to him as Bison was watching T.V. Everytime something funny happened, Bison laughed like a donkey.
"Hehaw hehaw," Bison laughed.
"Ahem, Bison...."
Bison looked at him impaciently. "What?"
"Your popularity rating is going down."
"What?!? How can that be?"
The person just shrugged.
"That's not fair!" Bison wailed. "People just don't know the real me! Hm.... maybe you should think of something to boost up my popularity."
"Maybe..."
"Ok.... get outta here. Hehaw... that was funny!" Bison said as he started to watch T.V. again.
The man sighed and shrugged and left the room.
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"OK, another Street Fighter's meeting is now in session. What's up everybody?"
"I'm fine," answered Rose, "I just didn't sleep well yesterday."
"Well," Cammy said snidely, "you need your beauty sleep."
"That was harsh," Blanka said to Cammy.
"What was?" Rose asked.
"Hello!! Are we gonna do something or what?" wailed Dan, "Oh yeah, did I tell you that I just invented this new high kick that could knock someone out!"
"Why don't you show us Dan?" Ken said smirking.
"OK...."
Dan kicked really high, but because of his flexibility and energy, Dan succeeding on kicking himself in the forehead. He knocked himself out.
"Well, I guess he was right," Chun li remarked.
"Anyway," Guile said ignoring Dan, "we have to discuss about Bison."
Everybody turned serious.
"OK, how are we gonna kick his butt?"
"How about if we do it with my new Raging Demon?!?" Akuma roared.
Everybody was quiet after Akuma's outburst, then Guile cleared his throat.
"Anybody with a real suggetion?"
"Why don't we go up to Bison and just kick his butt?" Ryu asked.
"Yeah," Ken said yawning, "that's the best way. And the quickest too. I don't want this to take all day. I have to work on my tan."
"Ken's right. I going to be busy brushing my hair," Guile said.
"And I'm going to be busy looking for people to kill," Akuma yelled.
Everybody paused again after Akuma's outburst. Then Cammy said, "Anybody have another real reason to hurry this procedure up?"
"Well, let's just get this over with. Let's do it now."
"Did something happen?" Dan asked sleepily. He was coming to and now he was awake.
"No, go back to sleep," Ken said.
"OK, all settled," T. Hawk said, "let's go."
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"Bison sir,"
"Hehaw.... what?"
"There are people here who want to kick your butt."
"What?!?! Who are they?"
"Well, look for yourself."
Bison looked out the window and freaked. There were a group of pissed off looking people out his door. They were looking at their watches and tapping their foot in impatience.
"Uh.... I gotta hide...." Bison muttered. "Stall them."
Bison ran to his room and hid under the covers.
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"Hello? Bison!" Chun li yelled as she banged on the door. Am man opened it.
"I'm sorry but Bison is unavailable now."
But Charlie pushed the man out of the way and the group stampeded into Bison's home.
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The group went to Bison's room and saw a human lump underneath the covers of the bed.
"Hmmm.... I wonder where Bison is," Dan said looking around.
Everybody except Dan went strait to the bed and whipped the covers off. Bison was there.
Bison got up and tried to run but Dan came up to him and practiced his new kick on Bison. Bison flew strait up and his head made a hole in the ceiling and Bison was stuck there.
His body, neck up, was stuck in the ceiling while the rest of the body was hanging down.
"Help, I'm stuck!" Bison cried.
Everybody shrugged.
"Help!"
"Maybe we like you better this way," Ken said.
"Why do you hate me?"
"You gave us a bad reputation," Honda said.
"No I didn't! It was my evil twin brother!"
"C'mon! You don't have a evil twin brother," Cammy said.
"Yeah I do,"
Just then a Bison look alike came through the door.
"As if this world need another nasty guy," Ken said.
"What are you doing?" Bison look alike said.
"We're beating Bison up. We don't like him."
"Pick on someone with your size. Bison can't fight for his life!"
"What?!?" everybody exclaimed.
"That means all those things about the Pycho Crusher are just rumors?"
"Yes."
Ken looked displeased. "Sorry gang, I have to work on my tan. See you later."
"Then who are you?" Blanka asked.
"Will someone help me?" Bison cried.
Grudginly, Cammy helped him down.
"I'm not staying for this crap," Charlie said.
"Me neither," Guile said. They both went.
"We women need our beauty sleep," Cammy said, "let's go girls."
One by one, evverybody existed except Akuma.
"Are you the real Bison?" he asked to the Bison look alike.
"Yep."
"Can you fight?"
"Uh...."
"Next time." And with that, Akuma took off.
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