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"Another lovely Street Fighter's meeting is now in session," said Honda tapping the table. He sat down on the chair.
Crack! Snap!
Honda broke the chair. Everybody just looked on and shrugged. Cursing, Honda got up and just glared at everybody.
"Anyway, the Street Fighter's meeting is now in session," Guile stated, "Any new buisiness?"
"Yep," Cammy said as she placed a pile of paper on the desk, "we have to act our this script."
While she started to pass out the scripts, some faces started to get purple.
"Hey!" Ken said, his face purple, "I'm not gonna play this part!! You can forget it!"
"The same goes for me too...." said Charlie in a strange voice.
Chun li looked at people's parts and started to laugh.
"Ken, you're supposed to be Dan! Haha..."
"What's so bad about that?" Dan asked confused. Ken just ground his teeth and glared at Chun li.
Chun li and Cammy started to laugh until they saw their parts.
Blanka turned more greener when he realized that he had to play Akuma's lover.
"This is soooo gross," Blanka said inching away from Akuma.
Honda banged his fist on the table to get everybody's attention and almost broke the table. Everybody looked up.
"OK," Honda started, "Why do we have to play this stupid play? I don't see any point in it."
"Well," Cammy said, eyeing the chair Honda broke, "we need funds and we have to do it with this play."
"But the play is sooo stupid!" Blanka cried out.
"It is?" Akuma said looking at Blanka strangly.
"I will never play this part!" Ken yelled, "it's so degrading!"
"I wish I can have your part," Dan told Ken wistfully.
"Everybody! Shut Up!!" Guile shouted.
Everybody shut up.
"OK, everybody calm down. Umm.... I have to think." Guile sat back down on his chair and looked at his part went pale.
"I have to play Bison," Guile said. He looked a little nervous as he read the part. The play was about people trying to kill Bison.
"And I have to play Bison's wife. He doesn't even have a wife! And this is disgusting," Chun li said huffily.
Ken just smiled at her while Blanka looked at her and shrugged.
"It's sooo much better than my part Li," Blanka said.
Ryu looked at everybody with a bored expression.
"This is childish play," he said. He looked at his part and went pale. Sakura was supposed to be his girlfriend in the play.
"Finally!" Sakura said beaming at Ryu. She got up and walked over to Ryu but Ryu got up and ran away.
"I'll be back in a flash!" Sakura told the group as she ran after Ryu.
"OK, why don't we just try the play out for now?"
Akuma leaped into the middle of the group.
"I will destroy you with my Demon Powers!!"
The group went quiet for a while, and then Cammy cleared her throat.
"Akuma, will you please read the correct part of the play?"
Ken made a face as he tried out his part.
"Hey everybody!" Ken said in his best Dan voice. "I just learned this cool kick and it could knock everybody out!!"
Then Ken stopped, contemplating on whether he should demonstrate it and knock himself out.
"Nah," he said.
"Hey! That was great!!" Dan said beaming at him.
"Shut up Dan," Ken told him.
Then Ryu came. "I'm supposed to play you," he told Ken.
Then he struck a pose and said, "I'm the best everybody!! I can beat anybody! Don't you forget it."
Ken got red. "You better believe it Ryu. And you're dead meat."
Guile was trying out his part.
"Hehaw," he said akwardly, "um... hehaw..."
Chun li listened to Guile and burst out laughing, "There is no way that I could've been assigned to be married with a first class dork."
Guile glared at her, turning red, "Why are you insulting me? You're supposed to be my wife."
Chun li folded her arms across her chest, "I think it was a missprint. I'm sure Cammy would be delighted to play the part of Bison's wife."
"Hey! No Way! After he broke up with me, I couldn't stand him."
"Yeah, he's so nasty smelling," Ken said.
"And so nasty looking," Charlie added.
"Thanks friend," Guile said, giving Charlie a nasty look.
"Whatever. I'm just not going to play that part." Chun li said stubbornly.
"Do you think I could do that too?" Blanka asked Chun li.
Akuma looked at Blanka and said, "Why?"
Blanka just looked at him weirdly and inched away.
"Ok, I'm supposed to be Ryu," said Dan, "but I got a better idea. Hey Ryu, why don't you try to learn some of my moves? I'll have a easier time plus it'll make you a cooler guy!"
Ryu grimaced a bit. "No thanks,"
Dan looked very dissappointed.
"Anyway," Cammy said impatiently, "let's get this show on the road. Who cares what parts you're stuck with?"
Just then the room opened and the twin Bisons came.
"Hello!" said the weaker but real Bison, "I heard you're doing a play. We came to watch."
"Yep," said the fake but strong Bison.
"Ok, let's just improvise and get this thing over with," said Ken.
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"Bison! Oh Bison! Please come back safe!" said Chun li in a not so emotional voice.
"I'll try to my love, but you know my situation. I am hunted by many," said Guile reading off the script. He hadn't memorized the script.
Just then, Akuma jumped right in front of Guile. "I will destroy you with my Demon Powers!!" he roared.
There was silence and then someone cleared her voice.
"Um, Akuma," said Cammy from the back, "please stick to the script."
"Anyway...." Guile said as he held Chun li's hand, "I'll be going now...." and then he kissed her hand.
When he did that, Chun li shrieked and slapped him hard.
"I don't want Bison or any Bison wannabes to touch me!!"
Guile just glared at her as he rubbed his cheek. "You don't seem to realize this is a play," he said with clenched teeth.
Then a shriek was heard and they could see Ryu running with Sakura hot on his heels. "Whatever," muttered Guile.
Just then Charlie appeared in front of Guile and said, "Bison, time to take you away for all the crimes you have done,"
They were about to mock fight when Akuma jumped in between and roared, "I will destroy you with my...."
"Demon Powers," finished Chun li, looking boredly at her nails.
Just then Ryu, who was running away from Sakura didn't see where he was looking and crashed right into Akuma. Dan got so excited that he did one of his kicks and knocked himself out. Ken burst out laughing at the whole scene. Ryu got up and bolted.
"This sucks," said the fake Bison.
"Hehaw," said the real Bison.
Just then everybody heard a shrill whistle and stopped what they were doing.
"Did something happen?" Dan asked sleepily.
"Nothing, go back to sleep," said Ken.
"OK," Cammy said, "this is getting ridiculous. Let's just get at the bottom of this. We were all gathered to destroy Bison. Let's just do it."
Guile looked nervous as he backed up to a wall. Then he grabbed Chun li and used her as a shield from the others.
"AH!! Don't touch me!" screamed Chun li, "and you're a coward too!!"
Then Chun li and Guile thought better and pointed at the Bisons.
"Get them!" they screamed together, "they're the real Bisons."
Everybody stopped in their tracks to think about it.
"Yeah, maybe we should go after the real guy."
"It'll be more real that way."
"That's a good idea."
They all turned to the Bisons. The real Bison stopped his hehaws and looked nervous. The fake Bison just looked pissed.
"I'll use my Demon Powers!" cried Akuma.
"I'll slap you silly!" said Ken.
"I'll use my kick against you!" screamed Dan.
"I'll sit on you!" rumbled Honda.
"Uh oh," said the real Bison. Then he ran off with the fake Bison with the whole group stampeding right behind them. Sakura was stampeding after Ryu.
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The Bisons ran until the group caught up with them. The real Bison burst into tears.
"Don't hurt me!" wimpered the real Bison.
Ken and Ryu looked disgusted.
"I wanna get my tan," whined Ken, "let's go Ryu."
"I'm not staying for this crap," said Guile. He and Charlie left.
"I wanna get my sleep," Rose said. Cammy, Chun li, Sakura, and Rose left.
Soon everybody was gone except Akuma.
"You should be ashamed of yourself. Pick on someone your own size." said the fake Bison.
"Maybe I'll fight you! .... some other time though." Then Akuma left.
The Bisons went home to watch a comedy sitcom and the real Bison hehawed all through the evening.
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