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"OK," Honda said as he banged the table with his hand, "the Street Fighters' Meeting has officially begun."
Crack
Just then the table broke into two. Everybody looked at Honda. Honda grew red.
"Anyway," Guile said, choosing to ignore the table the Honda had just broken, what's up?"
"Ok," Cammy stated, "today is when we give out prizes."
"Prizes?" said Ken, "what kind of stupid idea is that?"
"What kind of prizes?" Chun li wanted to know.
"You know, prizes like: 'the best singer,' or something like that," stated Rose.
"OK, everybody shut up!" Guile shouted.
Everybody shut up.
"Ok," said Guile, a little bit more calmer, "shall we begin?"
Everybody became silent for a while thinking.
"Um, I got one," said Charlie. Everybody paid full attention to him.
"I nominate Chun li to be the prettiest person here...."
Guile wrote that down on his note pad while Chun li smiled flirtatiously at Charlie.
"Charlie, thanks so...."
".... and Rose, and Cammy, and Sakura," continued Charlie.
Chun li stopped smiling and started to glare at her competitors. Guile was busiliy writing it down.
"How about Blanka? I nominate Blanka to be the prettiest person here too," said Akuma.
Everybody turned to Akuma and looked at him weirdly.
Blanka turned greener.
Guile was busiliy writing it down.
"OK," Dan said perkily, "how about I nominate myself for the coolest guy here? Hey, did I show you my cool new kick?"
Some people just stared at Dan. Then....
"AHAHAHA!!!!" Ken laughed so hard that he fell backwards on his chair.
When Ken recovered from his hysterical laughter, he looked Dan in the face.
"You?!?! The coolest guy here?!?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Ken laughed again until he fell down on the floor again.
Everybody just waited until Ken stopped laughing which was about 10 minutes.
"Ahem," Guile said as he tapped his notebook and looked at Ken, "if you're done laughing, I'd like to continue this."
"What's the point?" Ken muttered, "this is such a stupid idea anyways."
"Oooohhh," Sakura said, "I nominate Ryu for the cutest guy here."
Ryu turned a little red and got up and ran away.
"I'll be right back!" Sakura called as she chased after Ryu.
"Let's hurry up with this or I'll destory all of you with my Demon Powers!" roared Akuma.
Everybody paused.
"Akuma, please sit down and calm down," Cammy said.
"I nominate Rose to be most magical," said Honda.
Guile busily wrote that down while everyone nodded.
"I nominate myself to be the most likely to destroy everyone with my DEMON POWERS!!"
Everybody grew silent after Akuma's outburst.
"Any other real nominations?" Cammy asked.
"I nominate Chun li to be the strongest woman in the world," Ken stated.
Guile busily wrote that down.
Chun li smiled as she thankfully sent Ken a smile.
Just then Ryu came back huffing and puffing.
"Where's Sakura?" Ken wanted to know.
"I manageed to lose her," Ryu whispered, "Hey, I nominate Sakura to be the most annoying person in the whole world."
Guile busiliy wrote that down.
"Well, I nominate Charlie to be the cutest guy here," Cammy said with a smile.
Charlie blushed. "Thanks," he said.
Guile busiliy wrote that down.
"Hey," Dan said as he stood up, "I think I am the coolest guy here."
"Don't get Ken laughing again," Chun li warned.
"AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Ken said as he fell to the ground. Everybody just waited for Ken to stop laughing which was now about 15 minutes.
"What?" Dan asked confused.
"Ken just doesn't like you to joke around," Rose explained.
"Oh," Dan said. He became silent. Then he said, "Hey Ken, I wasn't joking."
"AHAHAHAHA!!!!" Ken started up again.
"I nominated Honda to be the um.... heftiest guy around here," Blanka said.
"I nominated Blanka to be the weirdest looking guy here," Honda said.
Guile busily wrote that down.
"I nominated Ryu to be the strongest warrior alive," Chun li said.
"Ryu?!?! Ryu, I challange you to a fight! I will destroy you with my....,"
"Evil Demon Powers," everybody finished for him.
"Just sit down and calm down Akuma," Cammy said.
"Anyway, I nominate myself to be the coolest guy alive!" Ken declared.
"Are ties for prize winners allowed?" Dan wanted to know.
Just then the doorbell rang.
Ryu opened it.
"Hello!" the 2 Bison said.
"Oh no, here comes trouble," Chun li muttered.
"Hehaw, we just wanted to know what you were up to," the real Bison explained.
"What are you doing?" the Bison wannabe asked.
"Go away!" Cammy said.
"Why are you so mean?" Bison wannabe asked.
"We're giving out prizes." Guile said.
"I nominated Bison to be the weirdest person," Rose said.
"Dan should take that," Ken said.
"Why?" Dan wanted to know.
Soon there was big talks.
"Forget it! I'm giving out the prizes!" Guile shouted.
Later, Guile printed up a sheet of what kind of prizes people were going to get.
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Akuma - the most likely to go insane.
Cammy - the most reasonable talking person.
Honda - most likely to break things.
Blanka - most likely to have radiation poisoning.
Bison (real one) - most likely to be transformed into a donkey.
Bison (the fake one) - the biggest poser around.
Ken - the most arrogant.
Dan - the biggest joker.
Rose - the most magical.
Sakura - the most annoying and the best chaser.
Ryu - the most elusive.
Chun li - the strongest woman.
Charlie - a guy's best friend.
Guile - the best secretary plus the coolest guy in the world.
*hint: Guile was in charge of the list*
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