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"OK, another Street Fighter meeting will come in order," Cammy said boredly.
"Yeah people," Honda said as he pounded the gravel.
Crack, Snap!! The gravel broke in half. Everybody stared at Honda, then at the gravel.
"I don't know why they make things that break easily," Honda grumbled.
Then he saw that everybody was looking at him.
"What?" he yelled.
"Nothing," Rose said as she rolled her eyes.
"Anyway, any new business?" Guile asked.
"Yes," Cammy said, "we have to kick one person out of our club." Then she looked at everybody. "Any volunteers?"
Everybody was quiet. Then....
"Why do we have to kick one person out?" Chun li asked.
"Well, our funds don't support all of us. So if we kick someone out, then our fund won't be as much depleted," Guile said.
"Oh," Chun li said as she frowned and sat back at her chair.
"I have a question."
"Yes Akuma?"
"Instead of kicking someone out of this club, can I use my DEMON POWERS to PUNCH the person out of the club?"
Everybody became silent. Then....
"Akuma, please sit down and don't talk until you make sense," said Cammy.
"Well, can we nominate people to get kicked out of the club?" asked Blanka.
"Yes. And we can also nominate people to stay in the club," said Rose.
"Well then," Dan started brightly, "I nominate myself to be in the club because I have great leadership and fighting ability. I have great strength and when in need, I can lead this club into truimph!"
Everybody was quiet after Dan's speech. Then....
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" roared Ken. Everybody waited for him to stop laughing which was about 5 mintutes. After Ken stopped laughing, he took a deep breath and spoke.
"OK, I nominate to kick Dan out of the club. Having his presence here is a menace," Ken declared.
"Well.... I am pretty dangerous," agreed Dan.
"Well, I nominate Akuma to get kicked out of this club. We'll all go insane soon enough if he doesn't get out," said Honda.
Everybody nodded wisely as Akuma turned red like his hair.
"Shut up fat boy," Akuma yelled, "I nominate Honda to get out of this club since he's probably wasting all the funds because he keeps on breaking stuff. I'll kick him out with the help of my DEMON POWERS!!"
Everybody sighed and looked at Akuma.
"Akuma, please sit down and calm yourself," Cammy said.
"I nominate Ryu to be in the club forever and ever," Sakura said dreamily.
Ryu got up and started to run away, with Sakura hot on his heels.
"I nominte Sakura to get out of this club for extreme harrassment and annoyance," called Ryu as he desperatly tried to get away.
"Well, I nominate that the women get out of this club. This club should be for tough men," Guile said.
"WHAT?" Chun li, Cammy, and Rose said at the same time. They slowly got up and started to approach Guile.
Guile broke out into sweat. "I mean, since girls are so powerful, they might beat us men up," he said in a small, meek little voice.
"Well, I nominate all the people who have weird hairstyles to get outta this club. We're in a danger of copying them and looking like dorks," Chun li said as she glared at Guile.
"What?" Guile said furiously, "well, I'm not a fan our your pigtail buns," Guile yelled.
"Hey! What's wrong with pigtails?" Cammy yelled back.
"Well look at Rose," Akuma said, "it looks like she never brushes it."
"What?? And look at you! You have that idiotic red hair tied up into one bun or something. Your hairstyle sucks!"
"Well, I have to admitt that I have the best hairstyle here," Dan said with a sigh.
Everybody became quiet. Then....
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!" Ken rolled on the floor laughing.
"What's so funny?" Dan asked, genuinly puzzled.
"Nothing," Ken grumbled.
"Well, I nominate Ken to get outta here. I hate his laugh," Charlie commented.
"What? Well, I nominate Charlie to get outta here because he has the worst taste in clothes," Ken said furiously.
While Ken and Charlie started to yell at each other, Akuma spoke up.
"I nominate Blanka to stay in the club because he's really nice looking."
Everybody shut up and looked at Akuma weirdly. Blanka grew red as he inched away from Akuma.
Just then....
"Hehaw,"
"How are you guys doing?"
The two twin Bisons came through the door.
"Hehaw," said the real Bison, "we were bored so we came to visit you guys."
"Yeah," said the poser Bison, "so what are you guys doing?"
Just then everybody grew quiet. Then Ken spoke up.
"I nominate to kick the Bisons out because they are a menace to this club!!!!"
"And they have the worst hairstyles!" cried Chun li.
"And they're weak!" yelled Guile.
"And they have the worst laugh!" yelled Charlie.
"And they have the worst taste in clothes!" yelled Ken.
"And they're going to drive us insane!" yelled Honda.
"And because they keep harrassing and annoying us!" Ryu said as he came back from the run.
"And because they don't add any prettiness to our club!" yelled Akuma.
Then everybody grew quiet.
Then....
"I'm going to use my DEMON POWERS against you!!!" roared Akuma.
For the first time, everybody cheered for Akuma. Dan got so excited that he kicked himself and knocked himself out.
"Charge!!!!" yelled Blanka.
The Bisons screamed and everybody stampeded after them.
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The group finally got the 2 Bisons in a corner.
"Wait!" cried Cammy, "they're not even in our club!"
Everybody stopped to think about this.
"That's true," Chun li said.
The real Bison started to cry while the poser Bison yelled at the group about picking on them.
"This is crap, I'm going to go brush my hair," Guile said and he and Charlie left.
"This is such crap," Ken repeated. "I'm going to work on my tan." He and Ryu left.
Soon everybody was leaving until Akuma was left.
"One day...." he said, and then he left the Bisons alone.