| For Sale | Wanted to Buy | To Let | Personal |
| One sheepskin, slightly soiled, formerly property of the King of the Visigoths. 5 Bz to the discerning buyer. | Spinal Column, one, for urgent use by various generals. Contact Emperor Babylas at 1, Imperial Way, Constantinople. | One seaside resort Town, slightly singed, cheap to a good owner.
Apply in writing to Arturus, Dux Britannia |
Wanted: a tender, warm & charming leader for a somewhat feckless and bereft country. Asians need not apply. Others apply in person to the Senatus Populares Romanorum, Constantinople |
| Army, one, somewhat in need of repair. Nice spears, well kept up. A snip at 125 Bz. Call Caius, Dux Vergine, before 7. | Energetic Shah requires new Eunuch-ha'arem guards urgently. Apply with inspection certificate to Vizier Al'ann. | Nice Palace going cheap, sea views, good port, sunny location. Call to view, Sun 2-4, The Royal Palace, Amshaq | Lonely Leader looking for quiet, ambitious country to get ahead. Call Justinian on BZ-555-1010 |
| King, one, sturdy but elderly: well maintained and presentable. Useful for those in North Africa. Contact Chief Sherzu at 32 Via Aemelia Appia | Vitiges, blond, blue-eyed, 33m, seeks similar partners for fun times and visits to Constantinople | ||
| Alanna, 32, seeks strong white knight to protect her from overbearing neighbours. Recompense in kind offered. |