Leisure Suit Larry 7 Section Walkthrough

Poop Deck Horseshoes The items you need to cheat through this competition are: Chase Lights, Remote Control, Heat Lamp Bulb, Silicon Lubricant. Walk to the Heaving Ho' Restaurant, and talk to Wang. Order S'pork until he runs out. Grab the heat lamp bulb when he leaves. Take a quick stop at the Poop Deck, and talk to the Juggs. Then go to your room, and take the can of silicon lubricant from the toilet drain pipe. Next, go to the clothing optional pool, and read the magazine on the table, and then talk with Drew. Talk to her about "Clothing", and then "Drink" and then "Gigantic Erection". Next, go to Johnson in the bar lounge, and order a Gigantic Erection. Enter the Jugg's dressing room, push the large red button, and substitute their deodorant for your silicon lubricant. Leave the dressing room, look at the lighting truss that was lowered, take out the old light bulb, and install the heat lamp bulb. Then, re-enter the Jugg's dressing room (by ordering a Gigantic Erection), and push the big red button again. Then, leave, and using your map, go to any location other than the Lounge, and then enter the Lounge again. You will see the Jugg's concert, and end up back in your room. Go back to the Lounge, pick up the chase lights on the stage, walk on-stage, go west, and pick up the remote. Go to the Venus of Dice, and pick up two dice off her foot. Exit, and re-enter, then climb the scaffolding. Then, tie the chase lights around the spike, go up to the horseshoes, turn on the remote, and play.

Craps Tournament The items you need to cheat through this competition are: Souvenior Dice, Toilet Paper. Go to the Heaving Ho' Restaurant, and eat some bean dip. Then, go to the Venus of Dice, and pick up two dice off her foot. Go to your cabin, pick up the roll of toilet paper, and shave the souvenior dice with it. Go to the Casino, stand beside all the men at the craps table, select yourself and choose "Fart". Click the table, and choose Play, and then click the close-up of the table, and choose "Play". You will receive legal dice, but use the shaved dice on the table.

Tail Deck Bowling The items you need to cheat through this competition are: Silicone lubricant, Deodorant, KZ Sexual Lubricant, Erotic Book, Prudish Book, Dice, Screwdriver, Mucilage, Dirty Pictures, Photo ID, Passport, Hankie First, travel to your room, and pick up the can of silicone lubricant. Then go to the library, and read the book on the right hand bookshelf about Anton Fokker. Then go to the Clothing Optional Pool, talk to Drew about absolutely everything, and then go to the Lounge. Ask Johnson to make you a Gigantic Erection, and then slip into the Jugg's dressing room. Substitute your can of silicone lubricant for their deodorant. Then, go into the employee's only room, and "Push" the door open. Take the KZ Sexual Lubricant. Go to Peggy, near the Lounge, and ask her about Cabin Boys, and the break room. Then go back and forth, looking at the locker, asking Peggy, learning the combo, asking Peggy, etc. Open the locker. Talk to Xqwtz, and then travel to the library. Talk to Victorian about everything, then go back to the Pool, and ask Drew for her book. Then go the the Venus of dice, and take two dice from her foot. Leave, and return, then climb up the scaffolding. Take the screwdriver. Travel back to the library, and choose "Other" when talking with Victorian, and type in anything. That will occupy her for a few moments. Take her dull book from the top of the stack, remove the cover, and slip the cover onto the erotic book. Then, replace the erotic book with the prudish cover on it. Quickly swipe the mucilage as well. Leave the library, and return. Ask Vicki about the weather. Next, go to Xqwtz again and buy some dirty pictures. Then, talk to Peggy about Xqwtz and find out what he wants; a passport. Now, use the mucilage on the dirty pictures, and the sticky dirty pictures on your cabin keycard. Go to Peter the Purser, and show him your photo ID. You will then receive your passport. Go back to Xqwtz, give him your passport, and take his custodial key. Travel to the Aft Hold, open the bowling pin hopper, spray all the deodorant on it, and then leave. Go back to Xqwtz's room, and unscrew the vent with the screwdriver. In the dark, undress yourself. Once you have control again, take the woman's hankie, and travel to the bowling competition area. Insert your scorecard, take the bowling ball, use the KZ jelly on the hankie, then use the hankie on the bowling ball. Then play.

LoveMaster 2000 The items you need to cheat through this competition are: Erotic Book, Prudish Book Travel to the library. Talk to Victorian about everything, then go to the Clothing Optional Pool, and ask Drew for her book. Travel back to the library, and choose "Other" when talking with Victorian, and type in anything. That will occupy her for a few moments. Take her dull book from the top of the stack, remove the cover, and slip the cover onto the erotic book. Then, replace the erotic book with the prudish cover on it. Leave the library, and return. Ask Vicki about the weather. Then, return once again to the library, and talk to Vicki about everything. You will challenge her to the LoveMaster 2000, and win.

Captain's Cook-Off The items you need to cheat through this competition are: Magazine, Pot, Salt, Lime Juice, Kumqauts, dice, screwdriver, dirty pictures, mucilage, Photo ID, Passport, key, Suitcase, fire hose, mold, beaver cheese, orgasmic powder First, go to the kitchen, and pick up the fish in the magazine, read the magazine, and pick up the pot and salt. Then, go to the lounge, and order lime juice from Johnson. Then, go to the Fo'c'l's'e, and pick up the Topiary Sheep. Then go to the library, and read the book on the right hand bookshelf about Anton Fokker. Then go to the Clothing Optional Pool, talk to Drew about absolutely everything, and then go to the Lounge. Then, go into the employee's only room, and "Push" the door open. Go to Peggy, near the Lounge, and ask her about Cabin Boys, and the break room. Then go back and forth, looking at the locker, asking Peggy, learning the combo, asking Peggy, etc. Open the locker. Talk to Xqwtz, and then travel to the library. Read the book on the right hand bookshelf about Anton Fokker, then talk to Victorian about everything, then go back to the Pool, and ask Drew for her book. Then go the the Venus of dice, and take two dice from her foot. Leave, and return, then climb up the scaffolding. Take the screwdriver. Travel back to the library, and choose "Other" when talking with Victorian, and type in anything. That will occupy her for a few moments. Take her dull book from the top of the stack, remove the cover, and slip the cover onto the erotic book. Swipe the mucilage as well. Then, replace the erotic book with the prudish cover on it. Leave the library, and return. Ask Vicki about the weather. Next, go to Xqwtz again and buy some dirty pictures. Then, talk to Peggy about Xqwtz and find out what he wants; a passport. Now, use the mucilage on the dirty pictures, and the sticky dirty pictures on your cabin keycard. Go to Peter the Purser, and show him your photo ID. You will then receive your passport. Go back to Xqwtz, give him your passport, and take his custodial key. Then go to the Lower Aft Hold, and milk the beavers. Go to the clothing optional pool, and talk to Drew about everything. Then, go to the Forward Hold, and pick up Drew's suitcase. Travel back to her, talk to her about the suitcase, and you'll find yourself in your room. Go to the Promenade Deck, and open the fire hose case, and take the fire hose. Then, return to your room, take the can from the toilet drain pipe, and connect the toilet with the water pipe via the fire hose. Then, flush the toilet. Leave, and return, and take the mold from the shower. Go to the kitchen, and use the mold on the cheese maker. Then, use the kumquats with the Venezuelan Beaver Cheese. Submit that to Judge Julia, and lose. Go to the Heaving Ho' Restaurant, and eat some bean dip. Go to your cabin, pick up the roll of toilet paper, and shave the souvenior dice with it. Go to the Casino, stand beside all the men at the craps table, select yourself and choose "Fart". Click the table, and choose Play, and then click the close-up of the table, and choose "Play". You will receive legal dice, but use the shaved dice on the table. Then, win at Strip Liar's Dice. Return to Cabin 510 after, and take the Orgasmic Powder. Use it on the kumquat quiche, and submit it.

Best-Dressed Man The items you need to cheat through this competition are: Knife, Wire, Dice, Screwdriver, Cloth Go to your cabin. Then, go to the Bridge, and climb up, and look at the sails. Then, go to Captain Queeg's Ballroom, and talk to Jamie Lee about everything. Then, go to the Heaving Ho' Restaurant, and eat two servings of S'pork. When Wang is gone, grab the carving knife. Then, go to the Employee's Only room, and "Push" the door open. Grab the jackpot preventer. Then go the the Venus of dice, and take two dice from her foot. Leave, and return, then climb up the scaffolding. Take the screwdriver. Go back to the bridge, unscrew the case with the screwdriver, and hook up the jackpot preventer to the fuses. Climb up the ladder, wait till the sail goes up, and then use the knife on the sail. You wake up on the bridge, then take the cloth to Jamie Lee. After that, go back to the ballroom, read the note, and go backstage. After that, go back to the ballroom, and read the note. Then, go the Best Dressed Competition, and win.

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