Name: Erica Stratos

Age: 16

Height: 6'5"

Hobbies: Transvesting, Picking up Chicks, Racing Cars

Favorite Color: Boyish Blue

Favorite Food: Pork Rinds, Beans

Least Favorite Food: Lady Fingers

Favorite Subject: Gym (her favorite teacher is Miss Crash, her gym teacher)

Least Favorite Subject: Japanese Literature (dumb romance poems and haikus. HA!)

Has Trouble With: Anything Male (that horse that kicked her hurt...)

I hope you're a girl, cause I beat boys up real fast! But I can never tell. I look like a boy, right? But I'm not! Surprised? Everyone is. My parents still think I'm the little girl they raised in stupid dresses and skirts. Now when I knock on the door, they ask, "Can I help you, son?" Then they realize. I always have a hard time filling in on tests "M" and "F" (I think the school thinks I'm an M, because I wear the male uniform and they make me change in the boys' locker room... I'm still in Miss Crash's class with a lot of girls).

When I change into a silly skirt, I can do these:

• Uranus Planet Power! I think even the males should be able to figure this out!
• Uranus Crystal Power! I turn into Super Sailor Uranus and get a bow that covers a lot more of my butt from those evil men.
• Uranus Eternal Make Up! At least I get three skirts in case it gets cold.
• Shock Wave! I shoot a force wave at all the guys who are gawking at my all-too-revealed legs.
• Surface Wave! The ground ripples and knocks the evil males off their balance.
• Rock Throw! I toss a boulder at an enemy (oh, you dumb males needed it explained)
• Rock Shield! A wall of rock separates me from the boys.
• World Shaking! I shoot a ball of energy through the earth and hit someone.
• Space Sword, Blaster! My Space Sword glows and releases a whirling energy blade.
• Space Sword Turbulence! My Space Sword glows and I hit the ground, sending strong waves at all the evil men around.

After all the males leave, I transform back into a more sensible pair of pants.

All males must go back to the Freakshow, Right now! All the ladies can stay, though...