This is a transcript released by the Shipping Traffic Authority of Hong Kong

A: To the approaching vessel, please divert your course by 20 degrees north to avoid a collision.

B: Pleaes divert your course 20 degrees south to avoid a collision.

A: No, please divert yours 20 degrees north.

B: Please be advised that this is a US Navy vessel, so divert your course.

A: I don't care who you are, we are from the shipping authority, so divert your course.

B: THIS IS THE US NAVY AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A VERY LARGE COMBAT VESSEL, SO DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!!

A: This is a lighthouse, your call........