2) If you were to drink as much beer as God has love, you'd run out of beer way before you even drank one per cent.
3) Where does drinking beer get you? Nowhere. Where does following Jesus get you? Eternity in love.
4) If you are to calculate all the money it costs to buy beer to the price of salvation you would see that beer costs lots; salvation, nothing.
5) If you ask beer for guidance, you end up drunk and confused. Ask God for guidance, and your path will be made straight.
6) If you rely on beer, you get nothing. Rely on God and you get results.
7) If you give you kids beer, you get drunken vandels. Give Jesus to your kids and you get leaders.
8) Live you life for beer and you get fat and die. Live you life for Jesus and you get fat and die, only you get to go to heaven.
9) God doesn't have limits or restrictions or is in short supply. After you've drank your can of beer you have to find another.
10) Beer leads to brawling and death, Jesus leads to life.
