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For those of you who know me, expect the same craziness you always get from me. For those of you who don't know me, what the heck are you looking here for?!?! Just kidding. Lemme introduce myself. I'm just your average lunatic trying to establish an identity amidst a sea of nameless souls on the internet. Oh yeah, and if you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a psychology major.

Throughout my page you'll find countless useless stuff including pictures of my friends (be prepared to wait a while for uploading though), a little poetry I tried to write, and even a list of various interesting links . If you wanna learn more about me , you're more than welcome to peruse my homepage for tidbits of potential blackmail material, but it would be nice to hear from you too, so don't forget to email me at the bottom to let me know a little about yourself, or to let me know what you think about my page.


Mail me any comments, questions, suggestions, death threats, love notes, confessions, psychic predictions, complaints, rumors, hate mail, little known facts, poems, pictures, satanic offerings, problems, philosophical theories, religious debates, world domination plots, juicy gossip, stock tips, unusual fetishes, interesting dreams, and anything else that might be on your mind.

Please, please, PLEASE use Netscape 3.0. I saw what this page looked like on AOL, and it was HORRIBLE! No animated gifs, not transparent gifs, and only some background pics.

And also, please use at least 65536 colors. Anything less would be uncivilized.

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