Me, Myself, and I

Hmmm, where should I start?

Heck, whaddya wanna know? Besides my occasional psychopathic tendencies, I'm just an average, ordinary boring person. Seriously though, if you really wanna know more about me, read on. Otherwise, you're gonna be pretty bored, and I suggest you go elsewhere to get your kicks. Like...on Route 66. (For non-DM people, you can take this as: "Why don't you go play on a highway or something?)

Well first of all, I'm Taiwanese. Sorta. I was born in Flushing, NY, but my parents are from Taiwan, and I can speak/understand some Taiwanese. Don't expect me to read any though. I'm as illiterate as...an...illiterate...thing...gie. Wuteva. I just can't read it, i-ight?

Anyway, I lived in an apartment in Flushing when I was just a baby, so I don't remember much about it. I do remember living in Elmhurst for nursery, kindergarten, and first grade though. I, then moved again to Forest Hills for second grade, and then again the next year to Rego Park, where I currently live. By the way, for those people intending to stalk me after reading this page, I changed the names of the locations. Really. You believe me, right?

My schooling has been pretty varied. First grade was in a catholic school, which proved quite detrimental to my palms. I still shudder every time I see a wooden ruler. Really. Second and fourth grade were in one school, and third, fifth, and sixth were in another. Don't ask me why. My lawyer told me not to talk about it until my case comes up in court again. Something about self-incrimination. Um, just so you know, some of this is fiction. I did switch schools, but not for legal reasons. Anyway, my junior high years were spent at Russell Sage JHS 190, and high school was at the Bronx High School of Science. I spent a year at SUNY New Paltz, but now I attend NYU. Again, due to legal matters, I'm not allowed to say why I transferred. Let's just say my biology teacher said I wouldn't cut it in his class, so I showed him how good I am at cutting. Really.

I like to play handball, blade, and vegetate in front of the television (which is kinda hard to do since I don't like vegetables). Yes, it's true. The only vegetables I like to eat are corn, broccoli, and bean sprout. I'm basically a carnivore. If I became a vegetarian, I'd starve to death. Or at least become the next Kate Moss.

What am I really like? Ok, picture the coolest guy you know, and multiply his coolness by like 100. I'm nothing like him. In fact, I'd hate his guts. I'd develop a deep resentment towards him until it manifested into a psychopathic obsession which would need to be purged by his death. Either that or a really funny Animaniacs episode.

Ok, seriously now. I'm a Psychology major taking the Pre-Med sequence, so I'm basically pretty stressed out about school. Which is why I never think about it. Until the homeworks due, of course, and then it's rush, rush, rush. Yup, I'm a major procrastinator. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done at all! Oh yeah, and as you can probably tell from my homepage, I'm a major cornball. I dunno what else I there is to tell except that I worship Summoth the Worm God.

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