Very Close
This is a joke forwarded to me by Cheung Yin Fang @ Joseph .
3 men were at a bar in Geneva: A Japanese Navy officer, a Malaysian
architect, and a doctor from India. They got acquainted and after a few
round of drinks, the Japanese and the Malaysian started to boast.
The Japanese Navy officer said,"The Japanese Navy is so strong that if you
put all the battleships side by side, it will cover the whole sea of Japan."
He paused for a moment, then continued, "Well, actually not quite cover the
whole sea of Japan - but very close."
It was the Malaysian architect's turn to exaggerate,"The twin tower buildings
in Kuala Lumpur are so well-built and so tall they touch the sky." The
other 2 listeners showed signs of sceptism. He then said, "Well, they
didn't actually touch the sky - but it was very, very close."
It was the Indian doctor's turn. He was proud of his country but hard as he
try, he just could not find something great about India that he can tell the
rest. Then, a brilliant idea suddenly struck him!
The doctor said, "Seriously, do you know that in India, all our women give
birth through their arseholes?" The other 2 men stopped sipping their beer,
stared blankly at him, dumbfolded.
The doctor then continued, with pride showing on his face, "Well, actually
not quite from the arseholes, but it was very, very close!"
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