ASGMA at ACen 1999: Brute vs. Cute

	Prologue: The day starts out nice and sunny as the adorable little Chris, brainwashed by the obnoxiously cute show called Poke'mon, sets off to be a Poke'mon trainer of his own. And what is that! A wild Togepi! And unhatched. Seein' as Chris doesn't have any Poke'mon of his own yet, an easy catch since it won't fight back.
	Chris sends off his Poke'ball (purchased at a Poke'mart and not Anime Central) with a vibrant "Poke'ball GO!" And of course Chris catches the Togepi without any incident. "Awwwww, isn't it cute?" Voila! And Chris is a Togepi richer.
Here's the part that people will remember from onstage at Anime Central.	Who's that? None other than Sanosuke from Rurouni Kenshin. Sanosuke looks at Chris and wonders, "Is that cute smiley kid Soujiro Seta?" "Why is Soujiro dressed up in normal clothes?" "And what the hell is he doing with that dumb egg?" "Hehehe, he looks harmless." "Well I'm going to have some fun and mess up his hair." And the big meanie Sanosuke goes off to do just that. What a brute.
	Chris, who doesn't like his hair being touched, is plain and simple.... miffed. But being at a distinct height and weight disadvantage to Sanosuke, Chris is unable to reach him. Sanosuke simply palms Chris' forehead, yawning and ignoring any futile attempts by Chris to attack him.
	Chris figures out that brute strength won't help in this matter, especially since he doesn't have it. But what does he have? Brains and Speed. Combine that together, and Chris backs up from Sanosuke, and prepares to do his dashing "Slide Touch".
	Slide Touch to the gut, right elbow to the chest and a left backhand to the jaw and Chris scores! Sanosuke, rubbing his jaw, in amazement, sizing up his opponent again and has a new plan. Chris, thinking thats he's won, makes funny faces at Sanosuke as he leaves. "Bi-dah! Ha ha!"

"EEEEEEEE!"
Sanosuke's more than prepared this time, as he brings back his monster sword.
(Ahhhh, Panoramic pictures)
"Yer gonna get it now, kid!"

Note: At Anime Central, Chris runs off stage to get a Pikachu and pretends to toss that at Sanosuke instead of the Togepi	Chris, not wanting to be any thinner than he already is, is back to thinking again. "Well, you gotta catch them all!" And Chris starts to toss his Togepi (Pikachu) at Sanosuke, who doesn't know any better and tries to catch the fragile thing. Sanosuke, in an effort to catch the Poke'mon, drops his sword on his toes. But, before Togepi (Pikachu) is farther than a few inches away from Chris' hands, he grabs it back.
	After a delayed reaction, Sanosuke hops up and down grabbing his foot, writhing in pain! Chris casually steps up and pushes Sanosuke over with his index finger. "Got Pikachu? It does a battle good," Chris giggles and waves "Bai bai!" The End of the Anime Central skit.... really?
Director's Cut (what was left on the cutting room floor):	Sanosuke isn't defeated that easily, and twice in a day! He retrieves his sword and tries to hack our innocent little hero Chris in two. But Chris claps his hands down on the sword. And then, Chris pushes the sword aside and breaks it in two! Chris' blood is boiling since Sanosuke won't stay down.....and he goes into RIOT MODE (his clothes turn all red)
	As the Orochi blood boils within the once gentle and calm Chris, he manifests the flames of destiny! He proceeds to char Sanosuke with a fireball blast! Three strikes and yer out Sanosuke! And Orochi Chris steps over the red hot Sanosuke, "You did well....for a maggot." Still cute? shrugs