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Emcee:
Marking the 10th Anniversary,
Anything Goes School of Masquerade Arts decided it's time to clean up....
with Bleach! Leading us in the cleansing is
the Charismatic Spiritual Medium for the New Century,
Mister Don Kan'onji! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Don and Orihime and Rukia and Ichigo walk out from stage right.
[Ichigo has his first soul slayer with him]
Don: Spirits are always with you!!! |
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Orihime: Mister Kanonji, what are we doing here anyway? |
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Don: Why, because here at Anime Expo,
something definitely SMELLS LIKE BAD SPIRITS!
[Orihime is delighted, Ichigo crosses arms in exasperation and scoffs]
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Komamura walks out from stage left
Komamura: kkkkkkshhhttt..... Don't make me destroy you. Kssssssshhhhttt.....
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Orihime: HELP! CONVENTION SECURITY!
Kon walks out from stage right |
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(Kon has a little crown and a red cape that says King Kon)
[Kon flashes cape to audience]
Kon: Did you say KON security?
Kon: King KON is here to save the damsels in distress!! |
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Rukia: King?
RUKIA PULLS DON AROUND AND POINTS TO KON
Rukia: Look! The bad spirit KING challenges you!
Kon: Eh?
Orihime: Tee hee! It's a KON-test!
Don: A Hero's work is never done!
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Rukia: [To Orihime] Keep them busy!
Orihime arranges Don and Kon to play a friendly game of Rock Paper Scissors
Kon only does paper, and wins.
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Don annoyed, smacks Kon with the Super Spirit Javelin
Orihime restrains Kon from attacking Don. |
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Rukia: "DEMON ART 84!"
Rukia binds Komamura unsuccessfully
Komamura goes in for a slash
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Ichigo intervenes and takes the hit instead
*blood spurt sound*
Rukia: Ichigo! |
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Rukia: Orihime! Please help Ichigo!
Orihime: But what about....?
Rukia: Just GO! |
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Rukia attempts to face Komamura alone
Kon: I gotta save Rukia!
Don: Little girl!
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Don: Golden Chance!
Don fires a weak Kanonball at Komamura which has no effect
Kon punches Komamura with a squeak sound
Komamura: Impressive
Komamura chops off Kon's right arm (not pictured)
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Kon: AAAAAAA!
Kon collapses
Orihime runs back on to defend Rukia
Orihime: Stay back! You won't hurt Rukia! I repel!
Komamura swats Orihime towards Kon |
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Komamura: I have you now!
Komamura force chokes Rukia
Ichigo: Paws off Rukia, fuzzball!
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Komamura turns around to face Ichigo
Ichigo runs through Komamura with a trail of blood
Komamura: NOoooooooooooooo |
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Kon: [reaching with left arm] Must....Reach....Cleavage of the
gods....
Ichigo: Rukia, are you all right?
[Rukia is flustered for a second, then smacks Ichigo hard] |
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Rukia: Idiot! I didn't ask for your help! Look! Now you're hurt...
Ichigo: I just saved your life! You could show a little appreciation for
once...
[Rukia steps on Kon's head]
*Squeak*
Kon: WOW! Did Ichigo get you those panties? Nice!
[Rukia immediately puts her hands to put her skirt down]
[Rukia & Ichigo begin kicking/stomping on Kon]
Kon: AAAH, my stuffing's coming out, my stuffing!!
Orihime: Look, he's being KON-pressed!
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Don sneaks back on stage
Don puts his foot on Komamura |
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Don: MISSION COMPLETE!
Don & Orihime: BOHAHAHAHA!!! |
