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AGSMA at SDCC 2002
Re-enactment

M**N Sync II Re-Enactment
Complete Script
Dark Stage
Emcee: Last time, Britney Moon barely escaped from Christina Beryl-era. Anything Goes School of Masquerade Arts brings you the next installment of MooN'Sync. Episode II, Attack of the Cones
Pepsi Sequence Dark stage Start off with Sailor Moon center stage
Cue US Sailor Moon theme....
"Winning Love by daylight...."
"Never running from a real fight...."
"She is the one named Sailor....
"Britney"
Start mixing in the intro to the Joy of Pepsi
As Britney turns around
She does moves from the Pepsi commercial
"The Joy of Pepsi!"
"The world goes round and round"
"but some things never change"
Britney spins around until she's dizzy
And she has to catch herself
"Baba-bababa baba-bababa."
Which is then rudely interrupted by
Pepsi Sequence Pepsi Sequence Pepsi Sequence
The Black Moon Clan's entrance on stage
Cue Eminem - Without Me
"Guess who's back"
"Now this looks like a job for me"
So everybody, just follow me"
The Black Moon Clan enters in a diamond formation
The rest of the clan want to crush the Sailor Scouts Diamodem motions them down
Diamodem will handle this himself
Without Me Sequence Without Me Sequence Without Me Sequence
Diamodem approaches Sailor Britney and starts flirting
Cue 'N Sync - Girlfriend
"Would u be my girlfriend"
"I'll treat ya good"
"Cuz if u were my girlfriend"
"I'd be your shining star"
"Girl you should be my girlfriend"
Diamodem gets close enough to Sailor Britney
And places her in a choke hold
Which is interrupted by a flying rose
In the confusion, Sailor Britney backhands Diamodem away

Girlfriend Sequence Girlfriend Sequence Girlfriend Sequence Girlfriend Sequence
The rose signals the one and only
Justin Tuxedolake, here to protect his girl
Cue Will Smith - Black Suits Comin'
"Nod Ya Head [nod ya head] (the Black Suits comin)"
"Let me see ya nod your head [nod ya head] like this (the black suits comin)"
"Let me see you [nod ya head] like this (the black suits comin)"
"(Nod ya head, head, head) check it"
"I am the "
"Man in black"
"I'm back breaking the back of the"
"Random attacker so"
"Can the flak"
Sailor Britney is excited to be rescued
Nod Sequence Nod Sequence Nod Sequence
Diamodem motions his crew to move in
Ruby Martin starts to sing
Cue Ricky Martin - She Bangs
"Cos she walks like she talks and she talks like she walks"
She Bangs She Bangs!"
Oh baby when she moves she moves!"
EmLo swipes at Tuxedo with her fan with each "she bangs"
She Bangs Sequence She Bangs Sequence
Britney has her back to the audience.
She must defend Justin!
Sailor Britney: Moon Crystal Miracle Make Up!
As she turns around, Sailor Britney has a noticeably larger chest.
Cue Weird Al Yankovic - They Grew Like Crazy
"Boobies, I'll lie about you,"
Britney is slightly self conscious about her transformation
Everyone stares at Britney's chest.
I'll make up something... I'll say they grew..."
I did not have surgery.... My chest is growin'"
It's just puberty...."
They grew like crazy..."
You believe me, right?!"
All the males on stage nod
All the females shake their head.
My boobies got so huge almost overnight!"
Sapphire and Rubeus get closer to check it out
Sailor Britney: Full Moon Silicone Strike!
Britney attacks with her chest,
The attack takes out Ruby first
Ruby: Oh my eye!
Then she hits Sapphira
Boobies Sequence Boobies Sequence Boobies Sequence Boobies Sequence
The rest of the Black Moon Clan is not bothered
And step aside for Wicked Britney's entrance
Wiseman approaches behind her
Cue Britney Spears - I'm a Slave 4 U
"All you people look at me like I’m a little girl."
Well did you ever think it be okay for me to step into this world."
I’m a slave for you. I won’t deny it; I’m not trying to hide it."
When she says slave she refers to Wiseman.
Wicked Britney swipes at Sailor Britney
Slave Sequence Slave Sequence
Sailor Mars enters to rescue them
And attacks the Black Moon Clan
Cue Pink - Get The Party Started
"I'll be burnin' rubber, you'll be kissin' my"
"I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started"
Sailor Mars: Flame Broil! Sailor Mars fires a fire blast at the Black Moon Clan,
Most of the clan ducks and it hits Wiseman
Party Sequence Party Sequence Party Sequence Party Sequence
Wiseman writhes in the flame attack
Sapphira gets up and sings
Cue Nelly - Hot in Here
"Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
Wicked Britney and EmLo sing
I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off"
Wiseman whips off his cloak to reveal that he is indeed Jack
Wise-Jack shows off the Ultimate Cheeseburger
Hot Sequence Hot Sequence
Wise Jack tempts Tuxedo Tuxedo Mask is once again turned by the Ultimate Cheeseburger He looks at Sailor Britney and sings "Girl, you know that there's one thing that I love"
"But it's not you I'm thinking of"
"I want the Ultimate Cheesburger"
Tuxedo pushes Sailor Britney out of the way
"Break it down!"
"Meat and cheese!"
"When I say meat you say cheese"
"Meat!"
"Cheese!"
"Meat!"
"Cheese!"
Ruby and Sapphira do hand motions of M and C
Tuxedo ravages his Ultimate Cheeseburger
UCB Sequence UCB Sequence UCB Sequence
UCB Sequence UCB Sequence UCB Sequence UCB Sequence
Diamond sneaks up from behind the distraught Sailor Britney
Wicked Lady and EmLo flank Sailor Britney
Em Lo sings
Cue JLo - I'm Real
"Baby, There's no mystery"
Cause you know how I am"
I'm REAL"
Emerald & Black Lady motion at their chest
Diamond locks Sailor Moon in an armlock
While Wicked Lady and EmLo attack her
Ruby Martin and Sapphira corner Mars
And start slam dancing with her
Real Sequence Real Sequence Real Sequence Real Sequence
Britney is sad to lose Tuxedo again
Cue N'Sync - Bye Bye Bye
Tuxedo sings
"I know that I can't take no more"
It ain't no lie"
I wanna see you out that door"
Baby, bye, bye, bye..."
EmLo and Wicked Britney continue to beat Sailor Britney
Tuxedo is happily eating his cheeseburger
But everyone waves bye bye bye.
Ruby Martin and Sapphira continue to slam dance Mars
Bye Sequence Bye Sequence Bye Sequence

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