Song Lyrics

Opening Theme Song

"Will sombody please cue that bird!?"
caw caw caw
Samurai Pizza Cats!
All three cats:"Oh Yeah!"
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
Samurai Pizza Cats!
Speedy:"Right On!"
They're stampin' out crime, and you know that ain't baloney
Speedy Service he's the leader of the bunch, a heck of a fighter makes a heck of a lunch
And little Polly Ester, who's never afraid,
Polly:"Thats me!"
Of going into battle when the bad guys invade!
Theres Guido Anchovis, a wild romantic rover, this cat gets downtown with a mob hangover
Here come those Pizza Cats!
They're so bad! They've got more fur then any turtle ever had!
They're stronger then old cheese,
More stronger then old cheese!
And they're darker then dirt
Darker then dirt!
If you step on their tails...
Get off'a my tail..!
And you're gonna get hurt!
Don't hurt me!!!!!
Samurai Pizza Cats
They're fighting crime...
All over town!
3! 2! 1...Pizza Cats are on the run!!!
The Big Cheese is the villan, whos lower then low, its a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo
We've got our nasty bad guys, and some nasty ninja crows,
As soon as someone finds the script we might began the show!
So sit right back, kick up your feet, and turn the sound up high,
And if you want the full effect go eat a pizza pie!!
Samurai Pizza Caa-a-ts!

The Ending Theme Song

Samurai Pizza Cats!
We hoped you liked the show, its the best that we can do.
Samurai Pizza Cats!
If you could do better then we'd leave it up to you!
Just a reminder, you might like to know, the Cats'll be back for antoher big show!
(laughing)...Oh gosh..!
Samurai Pizza Cats!
They're fighting crime, oh yes!
All over town!
2! 4! 6! 8! Why do we exaggerate!!?!
Samurai Pizza Cats Read all the credidts, so you know who did the work!
Samurai Pizza Caa-ats!

The Fan Club Oath Big Cheese: "The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note.."
Jerry Atric: "Their antics take your breath away..!"
Big Cheese: "Like fur-balls in your throat!!!"
Speedy: "We kittens are a special breed, we never call retreat!
Guido: "Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down..."
Polly: "We land upon our feet!"
Narrator: "So hail to thee O Pizza Cat, please ring your little bell. Although you may be pen and ink, we know you'll fight like.."
All three cats: "Pizza Cats!!!"