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Philosophies on Life:


Sports:


-Life is a football, and therefore I am.
-The astroturf is always greener on the other side.
-Soccer isn't just a sport, it's a ball.
-Like hockey ice melting, so are the days of our lives.

School:


-A complete sentence.
-Life begins at seventh period.
-School is merely a wall in the halls of time.
-What?

Love:

Work:

Family:

Television:

Cars:

Sailor Moon:

Suggestions:

None. I know! Why don't you send some in!
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