WHAT SHE SAYS VS. WHAT SHE MEANS

She Says: "Bahala ka na."
She Means: "Pagsisihan mo ito."

She Says: "Sure, go ahead."
She Means: "I don't want you to."

She Says: "Hindi ako galit."
She Means: "Galit ako."

She Says: "I just want a stable future."
She Means: "I want to be rich."

She Says: "Hindi ka marunong makinig."
She Means: "Sumunod ka sa gusto ko."

She Says: "Mahal mo ba ako?"
She Means: "May ipapabili ako."

She Says: "Gaano mo ako kamahal?"
She Means: "May kasalanan ako sa iyo."

She Says: "Mataba ba ako?"
She Means: "Sabihin mo ako ang pinakamagandang babae sa balat ng lupa."

She Says: "I'll be ready in 5 minutes."
She Means: "I'll be ready in 1 hour."

She Says: "Nakikinig ka ba?"
She Means: "Sumunod ka na kasi sa gusto ko."

She Says: "Masarap ba ang luto ko."
She Means: "Instant yan."

She Says: "Magsine tayo sa SM."
She Means: "Magsha-shopping ako."

She Says: "Simple lang ang gusto ko sa buhay."
She Means: "Alahas, kotse, mansion sa Alabang.."

IN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: "MAY GINAWA BA AKO?" FROM THE BOYFRIEND.

She Says: "Wala."
She Means: "Marami."

She Says: "Ayokong pag-usapan."
She Means: "Bumubuwelo pa ako."

She Says: "Wala talaga."
She Means: "Hayup ka!"

She Says: "Wala. Talagang-talaga."
She Means: "Gusto ko nang mag-break."

WHAT HE SAYS VS. WHAT HE MEANS

He Says: "Gutom ako."
He Means: "Gutom ako."

He Says: "Inaantok ako."
He Means: "Inaantok ako."

He Says: "Pagod ako."
He Means: "Pagod ako."

He Says: "Gusto mo bang kumain?"
He Means: "Gusto kong kumain."

He Says: "Talagang gusto mo ang sineng ito?"
He Means: "Ang corny."

He Says: "What's wrong?"
He Means: "Hay naku, heto na naman tayo."

He Says: "OK naman ang haircut mo."
He Means: "Ngiiii!!"

He Says: "May nasabi ba ako?"
He Means: "Tama na nga iyan."

He Says: "Mag-usap tayo."
He Means: "Makinig ka. Magsasalita ako."

WHILE SHOPPING

He Says: "Hindi bagay sa iyo."
He Means: "Masyadong mahal."

He Says: "Maganda iyan."
He Means: "Mura."

He Says: "Bagay na bagay sa iyo. Bilhin mo."
He Means: "Gusto ko nang umuwi."