The Flense Dictionary, now on sale. $5.00, plus postage and handling. (Or get 3 for $18.00! Cheap!)
The Encyclopaedia Flensica, also on sale now. $7.50 per volume, plus postage and handling. Any similarities to the cheaper Flense Dictionary are purely intentional.
`Flense' comment!
Yes, the above sighting is true, Kevin. `Flense' is there in the introduction. Look again and if you still can't find it, I'll post the page number.
Dang, someone else gave me a `flense' sighting, but I forgot who and where. Sorry folks, it looks like that particular sighting will remain the stuff of legends.
There's a report of a `flense' bigot in the guestbook. I suggest you go check it out, and do as Thing 2 suggests.
Click here to return to the main page, an even worse fate than being flensed.
Updated 28 Dec 00.