Just so you know, I've just started working on this recently. it'll look better by September 2003, I hope.

Shonen Knife

There I said it. Well, this is going to be my little site for anything I have to say about Shonen Knife. It just kept building up on the main page,but much too scattered. They deserve better than that.

What's good for starters? I brag, of course... I met the band

SHONEN KNIFE

in New York on May 3rd, 1997. I gave them choco bars, they *breathed* on me, and signed my fan. Naturally, my brother was outside with the camera. Sooo... I thought there would be no record of this event. How wrong I was.
No, I was right. No record of it, you'll have to take my word for it, unless you can get in touch with the opening band Pluto, who walked back there with me.

On the other hand, my brother did get some pictures during the show, so I'll add them here someday.

Also, here's a good trick to do. Buy the Explosion CD, which you probably did long ago, and put it on the 3rd song. Place the bass way down low, and the treble way up high. Sit 3 inches from your speakers. Listen carefully. Around the 20-40 second mark (most clearly at 30 seconds) you hear some fool shouting

`Sa-a-a-a-a-l-t'

over and over. I'm proud to say that I am that fool. Yeppers, I expect to be touring with the band any day now...
Yah yah yah yah!!!!
(I WAS yelling `Air Assault'. Guess the mikes weren't quite pointed at me.)

Shonen Knife, the ultra-eccentric punk-pop cult band, also gave a concert over the internet June 23rd, 1998!!!
(The same day that their new album was released in the US!)

I was able to get into the live broadcast of that one, somehow. There's a story to that. Maybe I'll even tell it sometime. But for now, I'd just like to say
`thank you, Saint Clyde!

I do have a picture or two of that too.
They're here someplace.

Hi Alan! Hi Andy!
They wanted me to say that.

Hey, take a look at the Blast Off video. You can see me there in the crowd. I'm the ugly guy next to my handsome brother. Note he also gets a close-up near the beginning. I'm not bringing him to any more concerts.

So what's new with me? Hmmm, I travelled 900 miles to see SK play in Chicago. (Yep, that was me, and another 900 to drive back home.) Wish I had more time to see `em, but the army called... Now they've put me in Korea, and I can't find any Shonen Knife anywhere. I'll have to make a quick trip over the sea to Tokyo (or OSAKA!!!). If anyone needs something picked up, better tell me now.

You know, I'm noticing that this is more and more turning into another one of my streams of consciousness. That's a BAD THING.

I'll tell you more when I start breathing regularly again.

Here's some good places to go for more about Shonen Knife.

Shonen Knife Homepage
Everything you wanted to know about Shonen Knife can be found here, or darn near to it. I went there.
The Shonen Knife Nexus-LA
And if it isn't there, it'll definitely be here.
Pete's Shonen Knife Discography
And all the stuff you want is listed here.
Knife Collector's Online
And I'm here. (Visit anyway.)


Sing along...

Tortoise Brand Pot Cleaner,
Specially selected pot cleaner,
The best pot cleaner in the world is specially selected
Tortoise Brand

You can tell they're something special. AND I MET THEM! I HAD A PASS! THEY BREATHED ON ME!
I'll never breathe again.

But I will talk. So, what are my top 10 Shonen Knife songs?

  1. Ice Cream City
  2. Flying Jelly Attack
  3. Jackalope
  4. Fish Parade
  5. Burning Farm
  6. Cannibal Papaya
  7. Another Day
  8. Tower of the Sun
  9. Huge Snail
  10. The Perfect World
Note, this is subject to change daily. I knew I should've made it the top 50 songs...

Ah yes, at the Knife Collectors, we've been discussing a `trading ring' for those of us who have excess in our collections we'd like to trade for something we need more. Well, until we can get it set up there, here's what I've got extra of...

NOTHING! Are you deranged! I'm keeping it all! Wah ha ha ha ha!!!

Sorry, okay, this is it...
BTW, Rob got the ring set up now. I suggest you check there to see what anyone else may have (via the link found elsewhere on this page) to help round out your collection, but here's mine...

  1. Secret 712 7" yellow vinyl (1991 Australia)
  2. 712 cassette (1991 US)
  3. 712 cd (1991 US)
  4. Neon Zebra 7" grey vinyl (1991 US)
  5. Riding on the Rocket cd (1992 UK)
  6. Get the Wow limited edition cd (1993 UK)
  7. Brown Mushrooms and Other Delights cd (1993 US)
  8. Knife Collectors cd (1993 US)
  9. Tomato Head promo cd (1994 US)
  10. Brand New Knife vinyl (1997 US)
  11. It's A New Find cd (1997 Japan)
  12. Explosion cd (1997 US)
  13. Ultra Mix cd (1998 Japan)
  14. Happy Hour cd (1998 US)
  15. Banana Chips cd (1998 Japan)
  16. Every Band Has A Shonen Knife That Loves Them single LP black vinyl (1989 US)

That's the pretty basic stuff. Then there's this, which I'd need to be REALLY convinced to part with. Some of it I only have one copy of, so you can understand my hesitation. Still, if you've got something good to trade for it...

  1. Pretty Little Baka Guy cd reissue (1995 Japan)
  2. SubPop 100 compilation vinyl (1986 US)
  3. Shonen Knife cd (1990 US)
  4. Pretty Little Baka Guy & Live in Japan cd (1990 US)
  5. Rutles Highway Revisited compilation cd (1990 US)
  6. 712 7" black vinyl (1991 Australia)
  7. 712 12" vinyl (1991 US)
  8. Space Christmas 7" vinyl yellow/magenta cover (1991 UK)
  9. Riding on the Rocket 12" vinyl (1992 UK)
  10. Let's Knife cd (1992 US)
  11. Let's Knife limited edition vinyl with karaoke vinyl (1992 UK)
  12. Get the Wow 12" (1993 UK)
  13. Get the Wow cd (1993 UK)
  14. We Are Very Happy You Came cd (1993 UK)
  15. Rock Animals cd (1993 US)
  16. Rock Animals cassette (1993 US)
  17. Tomato Head cd (1994 US)
  18. Greatest History (1995 Japan)
  19. Inside Dave's Garage vol 4 7" vinyl (1995 US)
  20. The Birds and the B-Sides cd (1996 US)
  21. Wonder Wine cd (1996 Japan)
  22. ESP cd (1996 Japan)
  23. Super Mix cd (1997 Japan)
  24. What the World Needs Now compilation cd (1998 US)
  25. Big Deal Corporate Annual 2 compilation cd (1998 US)
  26. Happy Hour cd cardboard cover (1998 Japan)
  27. Happy Hour promo cd with `Huge Snail' song (1998 US)
  28. Every Band Has A Shonen Knife That Loves Them double LP white and pink vinyl (1989 US)
  29. Redd Kross's `Third Eye' cd (1990 US)
  30. Pigface's `Notes from the Underground' cd (1994 US)
  31. T-shirt from the last US tour.
  32. Maybe a poster.


And this is what I'm looking for...

  1. Minna Tanoshiku cassette (but who isn't...)
  2. Burning Farm vinyl (1983 Japan)
  3. Burning Farm cassette (1985 US)
  4. Yama No Attchan vinyl (1984 Japan)
  5. Yama No Attchan cd (1995 Japan)
  6. Pretty Little Baka Guy vinyl (1986 Japan)
  7. Shonen Knife cd (1992 Japan)
  8. Shonen Knife cassette (1990 US)
  9. Pretty Little Baka Guy + Live In Japan cd (1991 Japan)
  10. Pretty Little Baka Guy + Live in Japan vinyl (1990 US)
  11. Secret 712 7" pink vinyl (1991 US)
  12. 712 (any format of the 1991 Japanese release)
  13. 712 cd (1992 Australia)
  14. Space Christmas 7" vinyl green/red cover (1991 UK)
  15. Do The Knife cd (1992 Japan)
  16. Rock Animals cd (1993 Japan)
  17. Rock Animals cd (1993 UK)
  18. Rock Animals vinyl (1993 UK)
  19. Brand New Knife cd (1996 Japan)
  20. Brand New Knife cd (1996 Europe)
  21. Super Mix vinyl (1997 Japan)
  22. Happy Hour cd (1998 Australia)
  23. Happy Hour cd (1998 Europe)
  24. Fruit Loop Dreams 7" (1990 Japan)
  25. A Shonen Knife Christmas Record For You pink or black vinyl (1991 US)
  26. We Are Very Happy You Came vinyl (1993 UK)
  27. Concrete Animals cd (1993 Japan)
  28. Brown Mushrooms cd (1993 Japan)
  29. ESP cd (1996 Australia)
  30. Banana Chips 3"cd (1998 Japan)
  31. Banana Chips cd (1998 Australia)
  32. Naritania! Shonen Knife cd (1996 Japan)
  33. Pretty much any promo release they've been on.
  34. Lots of compilations they appear on.
  35. Various others. I just got tired of typing...
  36. Pretty much any memorabilia.

`Nuff said on that at present. I'll try to keep it updated somewhat regularly.



Ah, Shonen Knife also caused a happy reunion for me. You see, about 12 or 13 years ago, I bought this great comic book called `The Mundane Adventures of Dishman', whose only ability seemed to be the ability to instantly wash, dry, and put away all dirty dishes around him with a wave of his hand. Now, I realize most people would like this ability to save themselves valuable time, but Dishman is a true hero, and decides he must use his ability to become a superhero. He procedes to have various difficulties (spandex costumes don't look that great on real people, don't have pockets for keys, and get lots of comments from prostitutes) but refuses to give up. It's been years, and I still talk about this comic. Anyway, I'll get to the point. The guy who wrote this comic, John MacLeod, has a Shonen Knife homepage. If it wasn't for Shonen Knife, I'd have probably never heard of this guy again, but there is a Shonen Knife, and he is a fan. Do you see how interconnected life is? That is the Great Circle of the Universe. Meditate upon this wisdom. Mooooooo....


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