This looks like as good a place as any to list all the fine people who wrote to me.

Yes, it's true that I could just put in a guestbook, but this way I can easily edit and distort the truth of what they wrote to suit my own fiendish purposes.

`Hi' to Eric Philip Neville, probably in Colorado, who dropped me a line, and it wasn't a complaint or a warrent for my arrest. Thanks dude!

*Pthbthbthbthb* to Daniel McKey, who won't tell me where he's from. What an idiot. Poor guy won't answer my mail either.

`Thanks' to Robert Lee Quianthy, who sent me the address of the new Ranma Links Around the World, and told me what `kujikenaikara' means. ('I'll never give up.')

`Oops' to John Searcy, who finally caught up to me.

`Read the link, I don't have time to keep retyping it' to Lydia Rudakewycz, who asked why my birthday was such a mystical day.

`Could you say that again?' to Vinod, who sent me a possible flense sighting.

`You're a real cheese-eater, huh' to Rimmer Dall.

An ambassadorship to Shizenkopf, who promised to vote for me in 2008.

Tim, thanks for the email you sent. But you're still a punk. Oh, if anyone wants to check out his really pathetic website, it's at My Cousin Tim's Really Lousy Site.

`I never did figure out whose email was who's...' to Rachel Fouts and Mary Neno, both of whom laughed at me. Or with me. So hard to tell the difference.

`You too!' to Jennifer Berghoff, who just happened to like my name.

`You say the kindest things.' to Joy who actually liked my page.

`I'm writing, I'm writing...' to Bladen of_Vejita-san whom I've promised a Cologne verse in the Old McRanma song to.

`Glad to do it' to GemAmI, who wrote me about the songs.
(Don't read into this answer.)

`I know you said SOMETHING' to Toren G Atkinson, `and it probably was pretty unspeakable.'
Y'know, now that I think about it, maybe he didn't write me. Possibly he was too busy putting out some really great Cthulhu-inspired music. Why not go check out The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, and see what I'm talking about?

`Thanks anyway' to Timarra Schmitt who didn't mean to visit me at all.

`You're a survivor' to Michelle Sharp who reminisced with me about man-eating ants and other Washington horrors.

`Incredible' to Mia and Lei, who wrote and STILL write. I think they're nuts, but they tell me they just have a bad case of houmus.

`I forgot all about it, sorry.' to Mathew Eberhardt who asked me for the cursed springs info for a D&D adventure.

`You're a good person' to Dawn Edmundo, who listed me as a winner on her website at College Girl. Go ahead and visit it. G'wan. (Space Ghost fans take note: She's a Brak fan.)

`Please stop' to my sister, who has sent me over 400 emails in the last 3 months.

`You're half-right' to Kim Wijsbeek who correctly assessed my mental health, but not my parentage.

`You're a fool' to Benjamin Hyde, who really thinks Bill Gates will send him $1000 for passing along an email chain letter.

`You are too' to Downingjo, who sent me the exact same email.

`Your site is stranger than mine. You win.' to Eve Strain. I suggest you all take a look at her site for a truly inspired look at looniness.

`Don't we all' to Sam, who's hidden his site from me very well.

`I hope you make lots of money for the rest of the family to sponge from' to my cousin Shea, the aspiring actor.

`I don't believe in karma' to Pia Kjellsson, who rabidly rambled by.

`Nope, no Jordan here' to Sasha L, who probably already knew that.

`Good addition', to Andrew Pickin who added another line to the Rules for Cultists. (That reminds me, where are the rest of you for this? Losers.)

`Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus' to nobody in particular.

Good grief, this is getting tiring. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to give in to progress. Laziness IS the necessity of invention, or something like that.

The bloody freaks deleted the old guestbook. I had to install it all over again. Sigh...
Here's what people had to say in the old one. View the old guestbook.

Well, here's where you can leave comments. Sign Guestbook
And here's the new guestbook posts to read. View Guestbook

And here's where you avoid the stupid book completely!

Click here to return to the main page. After all, these comments don't make any sense to you, unless you're one of the people listed.

Updated 28 Dec 00.
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