Generic Interviewer: Let's see now.. Kappa, right? Is that your REAL name?
Kappa Rapoasa: Well.. there's this guy, right? He's my..
GI: Father?
KR: No, it ain't that. DEFINITELY not that. [shudder] More like.. a compulsive demibeing who has a PERSONAL stake in me. I don't know where he came from.
GI: Maybe a stalker?
KR: Yeah, well, your average stalker doesn't teleport around and speak to your head.
GI: [piku] ... Right. So, could you tell us anything about yourself?
KR: Well, I've been around a bit, had a kinda rough time.. what some of those Americans called 'on the streets! Nowhutimsayin'?'. I had a residency down in Sydney for a while, then in of all places Chicago. But after that I ended up in Singapore for a good two years, until I just came to Tokyo last month.
GI: Sounds pretty busy.. why the moving?
KR: Well, my dad.. who strangely I have no recall of, aside from the fact that he was a foreign ambassador and got moved around a lot.
Real Life Eli: [James Earl Jones Voice] Kappa, I AM YOUR FATHER!
KR: AAAAAGH! [subject jumped onto interviewer's lap] STOP THAT and LEAVE ME ALONE!
GI: WHO'S.. is that the stalker?
RL-Eli: I'm not a stalker. [wicked grin] Want me to be one though?
KR: Get the HELL OUT of here! [did some martial arts move which I couldn't distinguish, booting the man out of the window and into LEO] Sorry, he just shows up every so often, and you have to deal with him. Generally he's not so bad in public.
GI: I see.
KR: So I deal with him, and spin parties.. it's really part of my life, now, with the dance and body expression, which appeals to me.. I've studied the aesthetics of the body moving, it's very fascinating. Anyway, to be honest.. I'm looking to settle down, and relax, and forget the.. er.. never mind, just relax.
GI: With anyone in particular?
KR: No, I have this lingering.. it's hard to describe, but I'm LOOKING anyway.
GI: Could I fix you up with Lady Miss Kier?
GI: Forgetting something?
KR: [sweatdrop]
GI: I've got a few questions about four years, ago.. ever heard of a pop star named Koka Isit?
KR: [visibly nervous] Didn't he die in.. a plane crash or something? Good riddance.. [scratches back of head, broad grin]
GI: Funny.. according to what I dug up, he was in Australia.
KR: Uhm... please..
Uhm: Hey, you called?
RL-Eli: HAHAHA! YOU SHOW UP LATER! [chortling madly]
The two vanished.
GI: Well, I'd love to interview you more, but I'm afraid I'm suffering latent side-affects from
LSD. Or something like that. Left a pot boiling. Gotta pick up the car. SEEYA!
KR: .... I hate my life.
Author's note:Just thought about how it'd reflect to have REAL GRIT situations interrupt such a mundane,
every day thing such as a media interview. FWIW. Plus, it's a semi-GRIT fic. Right? :)
Eli Kaplan, AKA Kappa in the Global Ranma Insanity Thread
KR:
Kaplane1@tiger.uofs.edu
Http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/6480
Head out to the main index, the GRIT
page, or Kappa's bio page.