These are very funny jokes about Sailor Moon and her Sailor Scout friends.
Picture a limo travelling down a freeway.
Galaxia sees Sailor Moon, her arch enemy, running alongside the car.
She tells the driver to go faster, but Sailor Moon is still running alongside.
She tells the driver to go even faster, but Sailor Moon is still keeping up, even at 100 MPH!
So, Galaxia opens the window and yells, "Go away Sailor Moon, stop chasing me!"
And Sailor Moon says, "I can't! My skirt's caught in the door!"
The Sailor Scouts were playing at a roulette table at a Tokyo casino one evening placing their bets.
"I'll bet ¥25,000 on #7" said Sailor Venus.
"¥50,000 on #11" said Sailor Mercury.
"$100 for me on #3" said Sailor Moon.
But the dealer told Sailor Moon, "I'm sorry but we don't take American money."
And Sailor Moon answered, "Good. Then I can't lose!"
How long does it take the Sailor Senshi to change a light bulb?
One hour (sixty minutes)--because:
1. It takes 5 minutes for Ami (Sailor Mercury) to analyze it with her computer.
2. Add 15 minutes for Minako (Sailor Venus) to go out and get another light bulb after she drops the first one.
3. Add 30 minutes waiting for the power to be restored, after Makoto (Sailor Jupiter) unintentionally zaps her thunder powers trying to install it.
4. Add 10 minutes for Usagi (Sailor Moon) and Rei (Sailor Mars) arguing over who's going to install it.
I think Rosanne Barr should reply, "Well, maybe they should just call an electrician!" after reading this joke.
Why is Miss Haruna like a geometry teacher?
Because she's such a square and keeps talking in circles.
What does the Earth always have, in which the Moon Kingdom never had at all?
Atmosphere!
What do you get when you cross Sailor Moon's cat with a clock?
A Lunatick!
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