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Bloomers

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A man wants to celebrate his wife's birthday by throwing a party. So he goes 
to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put 
on the cake. 

Thinking for a while he says, "Let's put - "You are not getting older you are 
getting better". 

The salesman asks "How do you want me to put it, Sir ?"

The man says, "Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are 
getting better" at the bottom."

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened and the message was there 
for everyone to see :
"You are not getting older at the top,
You are getting better at the bottom"

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