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Once upon a time, the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a
desert. Parliament said, "Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the
job.Then Parliament said, "How does the watchman do his job without
instructions?"

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person
to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Parliament said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the
tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two
advisors. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Parliament said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they
created the following positions : a time keeper, and a payroll officer.

Then Parliament said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an
Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal
Secretary.

Then Parliament said, "We have had this command in operation for one
year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."

So they laid off the night watchman.

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