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A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I 
have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one 
thing."  

"What do they say?", the priest asked.  "They only know how to say `Hi, 
we are prostitutes.  Do you want to have some FUN?'"

"That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your 
problem.  Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I 
will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray 
and read the Bible, then my parrots will teach your parrots to stop 
saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray 
and worship."

"Thank you," said the lady.

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's 
house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and 
praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with 
the male talking parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are 
prostitutes!  Do you want to have some FUN ?"  

One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and says, "Put the 
bibles away! Our prayers have been answered !!!!"

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