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Conversation between William Knott and Mr. Watt.

The telephone rings.
"Who's calling?"
"Watt."
"What is your name, please ?"
"Watt's my name."
"That's what I asked you. What's your name ?"
"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."

A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown ?"
"No, this is Knott."
"Please tell me your name."
"Will Knott."

Why not ?
Huh ? What do you mean why not ?
Yeah ! Why won't you tell me your name ?
But I told you my name !
Didn't you say you will not?
Not not, Knott, Will Knott !
That's what I mean.
So you know my name.
Of course not !
Good. So now, what is yours ?
Watt. Yours ?
Your name !
Watt's my name.
How the hell do I know ? I am asking you !
Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not 
even told me yours yet.
You have been patient, what about me ? I have told you my name so many times 
and it is you who have not told me yours yet.

Of course not !
See, you even know my name !
Of course not !
Then why do you keep saying of course Knott ?
Because I don't.
Pause]
What is your name ?
See, you know my name !
Of course not !
Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name ?
To find out your name !
But you already know it !
What ?
See, and you know mine !
Of course not !
Exactly !

Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be your 
answer ?
Watt's my name.
No, no, give me only one word.
Watt
Your name !
Right !
[pause before it hits him]
Oh, Wright !
Yeah !
So why didn't you say it before ?
I told you so many times !
You never said Wright before
Of course I did.
Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name ?
I do not.
Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.
I do not !
Good !
(pause before it hits him]
Oh, Guud !
Good.
No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch ?
No, it's Knott !
Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.
Yes Wright.

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