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In a lighter vein


Tch ! Tch !
Two French brothers were in England, visiting long-lost relatives,
their English cousins.  Having high tea with Lady Windham, Pierre was
making chit-chat: "Tell us about your children, dear cousin."

"Oh," said the Englishwoman, "alas, I have no children."

"I see," piped in Jean-Claude, "you are FRUITLESS."

Seeing the expression on Lady Windham's face, Pierre said, "I think
that the proper term is UNBEARABLE."

"Non, non," corrected Jean-Claude, "I've got it now: she's
IMPREGNABLE."

The lady winced, and Pierre said, "Perhaps the word we're looking for
is INSURMOUNTABLE"

"Voila!  I have it," exclaimed Jean-Claude, our dear cousin in
INSCRUTABLE!"

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