Gaze upon the good word, and be enlightened.
Let her wisdom soothe your mind,
Her laughter bring you madness,
And her poisons bring you peace.
First, a haiku, in the original 5/7/5 syllable pattern.
If you understand Nihongo, you will see the many meanings of this poem.
Next, a short verse to the lady. Simple, yet so true.
In the Zen Buddhist form, here is another:
Lastly, a song parody:
Get my spiking club Get my pig-tailed love Get my lover good and married Got my leotard on, Got my hoop and ribbon, I've gotta get rid of all those other hussies! Your father says you don't, Akane says you won't, They'd better step aside, The Black Rose isn't losing out this time! Tie my Ranma down, Tie my Ranma down, Lock that panda out of doors, I don't need it nosing around Tie my Ranma down, Tie my Ranma down, Give me your sweet sweet love tonight! "Uchi no naka? Kodachi no baka!" That's all I ever get from your Iinazuke, in fact I don't think I'll ever hear A single little civil word at the Tendo-ke But you know I always win the fight, We will make out tonight, I've got my sweetheart's hand, Paralysis powder put a stop to all that Sniping and grousing Tie my Ranma down, Tie my Ranma down, Send Akane swimming like a brick That's alright Tie my Ranma down, Tie my Ranma down, I know someday you will be mine! Ukyou and Shampoo will plague you until you die Why don't you understand I'm the love you can't deny?
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