Olympus,Ares sits in one of those tacky "palace" rooms one sees so often in Hercules. He is looking into a glass orb, which shows Xena squaring off with a mean-looking Rolento.
Ares- Well, Xena it looks like you've got your hands full (snickers, and the scene in the orb changes to Hercules and Iolaus taking on Dan), and you half-brother, well ..hmmmm.... at least you've got somethinhg to do....
Callisto enters the room, with that stupid evil smile plastered across her face.
Callisto-Hello Ares ,darling, how's the plan
Ares- Going perfectly. My half brother and that pesky Xena will be clobbered by the warriors in this other dimension. And after that, we can knock off Zeus and Hera, and take control of Olympus, with no more pesky superheroes to worry about
Callisto- tasty!!!(wraps her arms around Ares and looks slutty)

Suddenly Zeus bursts into the room!!!

Zeus- I heard that you ungrateful wretch!!- how sharper than a serpent's tooth is the betrayal of a son!!! Ohh....
Ares- stop the baroque posturing father, it's going to do you no good- Prepare to die.
calllsito- (Maniacal laughter)
Zeus- No ares, you and that abmination over there can go and sow what you have reaped

There is a huge clap of thunder.- Callisto and Ares disappear from the screen, and Zeus smiles to himself serenely

MEANWHILE!!!!!
(look I didn't get much cooperation with this, so I'm gonna decide the outcome of these fights!!)

Xena- well, since you wanna kill somone so bad, why don't you give me a try huh?
Rolento- Look lady, I'm trying to get a job done by killing Bison- He's a druglord for heaven's sake- Give me a break!!!
Xena- Yeah I'll give youa break- a few broken bones here and there!!!Kiyayayayaya
Rolento- You asked for it lady!!!

Xena jumps at rolento with her trademarked crazy screaming fly kick thingy
rolento blocks and smacks her across the face with his cheer-leader's stick he carries around with him.

Xena- so you like playing with your stick do ya- can I play with it as well.
Rolento-(holds his stick up)- NB. phallic imagery IS intentional!!!
 Xena decides that it's time to get serious and charges across arms flailing!!
Rolento gets out of the way and Xena crashes into a nearby tree and knocks herself out!!

Rolento- Sorry lady, but it's not my fault.....

MEANWHILE Joxer vs Bison

Bison- Pathetic FOOL- face the wrath of PSYCHO power
Joxer- duhh... OK.....
Bison begins to glow with energy, and this crazy electricity starts shimmering all over him!!!- his huge dumb grin becomes a permanent part of his face!!!

Bison- HAHAHAHHA PSYCHO CRUSHER!!!!!!!!!
 bison carrers towards Joxer, psycho energy spewing out of his ears!!

Joxer- Geez Louise!!!- I better get outta the way!!!
Joxer jumps away so that psycho crusher misses him-narrowly!!!
Bison- Impudent wretch- you dare defy my psycho crusher
Suddenly Rolento, having completed his fight with Xena jumps into view!!
Rolento- your fight's with me, Bison Prepare to face the great oblivion
bison- FOOL! PSYCHO CRUSHER-PSYCHO PSYCHO PSYCHO PSYCHO CRUSHER- SUPER PSYCHO CRUSHER TIMES 4

Bison smashes into Rolento
Rolento- shit.....ARGHHHHHH It burns it burns it burns!!1! @#$% It burns!!!
Rolento explodes into three differnet shades of blue flame!!, and falls unconscious next to xena ie- under the tree

BISON- HAHHAHAHA - Shadoloo shall never be conquered- men, prepare my stealth fighter stolen from the US army, I need to go to Japan NOW!!- I need to find some guy called Ryu, I 've been told his a hermit and a hunchback

Shadoloo soldiers prepare Bison's jet, and he flies away into the sunset

Meanwhile, only Joxer is still conscious, he decides to wait for Xena to wake up..

While all this action was happening Hercules and Iolaus fell on top of dan. Iolaus, because he lacks a cerebral cortex decided to attack Dan. He was smashed in the face by a SHINKUU GADOUKEN!!!

Iolaus- geez herc, is that guy a God, coz only god's should be able to throw fireballs
Hercules- remember Iolaus, we're ina parallel dimension now, we don't know what's going on- might as well make friends rather than enemies.....Hello, friend, my name is Hercules, I am the son of Zeus, who are you???

dan- I'm dan Hibiki, I'm a sad loser whose trying to find Ryu, so I can beat him seseless, that way I can get to Sagat and bash the snot out of him

Hercules- well I've just come from another dimension- pleased to meet you?? You have any idea how I can get back

Dan- uhh... look Fabio, I don't normally talk to guys dressed in really tight leather pants, but considering the way you made your entrance.. well I'm inclined to believe you. Look Ryu's into all this mystical crap, so he might know the answer to your question. I'll be going to his place, so tag along if you wnat to. Just don't get any ideas...

Herc- No problem Dan,
Iolaus- uhh Ok Herc.
dan- look I left my mercenary frind back in the clearing over there. He had to kill somebody.
Herc- OKAAAYYY
They go to the clearing to find the unconscious group

MEANWHILE
Ares and Callisto are teleported to a strange cave- lots of candles, and statues of demons- YOU GUESSED IT!!!
There on Akuma's secret island

Callisto- man, your old man really doesn't like the coup d'etat thing does he?
Ares- Lopok Hsut up, I've gotta find a way to get back

Akuma suddenly appears- "Who are you who dares come onto my island."
Ares-look buddy, I'm the god of war
Akuma- and I'm a chick magnet... look bud if you're the god of war then you won't mind if I bash the living daylights out of you!
Ares- Come and get me
Callisto- and me too!!!
Akuma- tasty- a menage a trois!!

Callisto and Ares throw two fireballs across to Akuma. Akuma jumps over one and in the air performs a Tenma hadouken. It nullifies the other fireball.

Ares- hmmm- he can throw fireballs
callisto- but he can't teleport...
Callisto teleports behind Akuma and smacks him with an uppercut
Akuma- HAHA- a worthy opponent finally!,- Akuma Ashura warps behind callisto and smacks her with a huge Gou Shoryuken. Callisto goes flying across the room to Ares feet...
Ares- So maybe he can teleport.... ehh look demon boy..let's talk...