Welcome to my non-cosplay page.
You're probably wondering what this is about. Basically people keep nagging me to make a cosplay page because I make costumes. I don't want to. I lack the motivation to pimp myself like a cheap whore for any idiot who thinks they should be allowed to oogle me any time they desire. Therefore to shut up all the people who think I should make a cosplay page I am making a non-cosplay page. Basically this is a list of characters and costumes I will never cosplay, and I give reasons. And yes, I probably will add to this as characters appear that I won't dress as.

	Character: Sou Dakki Series: Houshin Engi Reasons: about 90% of the time I DON'T LIKE HER OR HOW SHE ACTS. Towards the end of the manga she redeems herself, but its just not enough to make up for it. That and her costumes are slutty. I don't have the figure or inclination to dress like her. Besides, I have my Youzen costume.
	Character: Monkey D. Luffy Series: One Piece Reasons: I love Luffy. He's great. I love Oda-sensei's art. I love the story of One Piece. I will never dress as Luffy (on the other hand I might dress as Mister Two). The primary reason for this (apart from the fact that I'm not male) is that Genri is Luffy. In both looks and actions. I would be redundant.
	Character: Ruri Hoshino Series: Martian Succesor Nadesico Reasons: I HATE RURI. She's just some younger version of Rei Ayanami created to cater to the disgusting pedophilic fanboys. She's not even funny or cute or anything. I loathe her so much that I have had thoughts of killing Ruri cosplayers because nobody should dress like her. Even if I died and you tried to dress my corpse like her, I would rise up from the dead and smite you.
	Character: Rudolf von Stroheim Series: Jojo's Bizzare Adventure Reasons: He's a cybernetic Nazi who fights ancient Aztec warriors against the background of WWII with the hero. That there should be enough to make anyone want to cosplay him. He's from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure though so not only is he male (which I am not) he is a big burly male that rips people in half (which I am definitely not). I am just not physically capable of having proportions even resembling his. Therefore, no way.
	Character: Vash the Stampede Series: Trigun Reasons: You all know who this is. Or you live under a rock. Vash amuses me, but I don't have any undying love for him. I'm not cutting my hair. I'm not going to spend several hundred dollars on leather to make his costume. And besides, there's too damn many mediocre Vash cosplayers. The world doesn't need me to dress like him, and I don't need me to dress like him.

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