//Okay, I didn't start logging this until later, so here's what happened. Shame kissed Jade and um, got a lump in his pants and Catala and Aria wanted to know what it was. So she's trying to explain. Shame got embarrased and left. Oh, I'm controlling the falcon. And Sneaky is Froby's beagle. Catala looks up at you with big eyes. You say in xyllic: it's not a spoon! You ponder the situation. > Aria whispers in xyllic: why not just wear an apron Aria whispers in xyllic: ? You say in xyllic: if Shame comes back out, maybe he can show you > Catala asks you in xyllic: Then what is it? You say in xyllic: um... > Frobenius fumes angrily. The cuckoo comes out of his clock: *CUCKOO* *CUCKOO* *CUCKOO* *CUCKOO* You look at Frobenius. Frobenius is an exciting long haired male human, presenting himself as: Frobenius, male human. As you look upon this great and powerful mage you feel somewhat tingly. You notice scars on his nose, left hand, right hand, forehead and left cheek. He is very tall and skinny for a human. He looks hideous. He is in good shape. He is extremely alert. He is wearing a dark liquid-like bracelet with a gem, a floppy black beagle ears, a golden ring, a medium backpack, an ornamented robe and a scabbard belt. You guess he is wearing nothing additionally. You emote: Jade whimpers > Aria smiles curiously. Catala waits for an answer. Frobenius yells to you in xyllic: the female fairies are noble and do not participate in such things Aria whispers in xyllic: maybe you press a button and one pops out? ask froenius then how do they make babies? You ask in xyllic: froenius then how do they make babies? > Catala whispers in xyllic: Bellybuttons!!! Frobenius yells to you in xyllic: i have heard that you press a button and one pops out Frobenius nods. You ask in xyllic: and what about the male fairies? You giggle happily. You are blushing profusely. > Catala looks down at her belly button. You wildly shake your head. > Catala presses her belly button, and waits. Aria looks at her belly button. Frobenius yells to you in xyllic: they are useless and must be eliminated Catala looks around. Catala frowns. Aria whispers to you in xyllic: male fairies don't get babies Catala whispers to Aria in xyllic: I don't think it works!!! Aria whispers to Catala in xyllic: there aren't any under the tables > Catala presses her belly button again. You say to Aria in xyllic: but they can give you one! > Frobenius says to Catala in xyllic: practice every day Aria asks you in xyllic: but where do they get them??? You ponder the situation. > Catala asks you in xyllic: Male fairies much press my belly button?? Aria whispers to Catala in xyllic: that would be improper! You say to Catala in xyllic: no....you remember Shame's pants? > Catala's face turns red, and you seem to feel a warmth radiating from her. Catala whispers to Aria in xyllic: Oh!!! Catala shakes her head at you. Aria goes hmmmm. Frobenius says to Catala in xyllic: do not let them touch you! You hum a mystic melody to your deity. > You tell Shame: help me out here! :) Aria whispers in xyllic: what about the pants?? Catala says to Frobenius in xyllic: Pants?? or Male fairies? A shimmering image of Shame forms slowly in front of you and says: with what? The image then fades away into nothingness. You say in xyllic: well, there's something in his pants... > Aria whispers to Catala in xyllic: you cant have your pants over your belly button Catala whispers to Aria in xyllic: I don't!! You hum a mystic melody to your deity. > You tell Shame: I'm explaining to the fairies about sex Catala looks at her skirt and her vest. Catala giggles fairily... sounds like little bells ringing. Aria giggles fairily... sounds like little bells ringing. Aria whispers in xyllic: what does he have in his pants then?? You say in xyllic: umm You are blushing profusely. > Catala whispers to Aria in xyllic: I don't think Jade knows!! A shimmering image of Shame forms slowly in front of you and says: Never had sex before *smile innocently* The image then fades away into nothingness. Catala looks up to you. The black-clawed swift female falcon looks interested. > Aria whispers in xyllic: what does an 'umm' do? You say in xyllic: I'm married! I know! You giggle happily. > A middle-aged muscular male human enters this world. Gordon slurs: Hey yuu schere, the middle-aged muscular male human, tid you knoow schaat sse casshedal of Palorn will suuun be a plasche of te defiil ? Aria whispers in xyllic: so what? Catala asks in xyllic: So, only married people know? The middle-aged muscular male human yells in xyllic: I'm Enoch. Catala looks up to the middle-aged muscular male human. > Gordon slurs in xyllic: I'm Gordon. Arnal yells in xyllic: I'm Arnal. Gordon nods. Catala whispers in xyllic: I'm Catala, Satai Fighter and young fire fairy. You whisper to Aria in xyllic: it's called a penis > Catala asks you in xyllic: what's a peanut? > Aria whispers in xyllic: oh, the peanut Aria nods knowingly. You say in xyllic: not a peanut! > Catala asks Aria in xyllic: What's a peanut!! Aria whispers to Catala in xyllic: it's in the garden with the seeds You're beginning to get a little thirsty. Nothing to worry about yet, but you could drink something! You hum a mystic melody to your deity. > You tell Shame: but you know how it works, right? Aria whispers in xyllic: that's what Spirou said Catala ponders the situation. You say to Catala in xyllic: it's what the male uses to give you a baby You nod. > Frobenius says to Enoch in xyllic: go away You giggle happily. > Frobenius's facial features become tense for a moment. Enoch leaves out. //Feared him out....Bad Froby! Aria whispers to Catala in xyllic: you eat the peanut and then press your belly button Aria whispers in xyllic: but don't eat the shell! : oh my... > Catala concentrates on her necklace, it glows radiantly. Catala ponders the situation. Catala asks Aria in xyllic: Where do you get peanuts? ask aria don't you remember anything at Spirou told you? You ask Aria in xyllic: don't you remember anything at Spirou told you? You say in xyllic: it's a PENIS not a peanut! > Aria whispers to Catala in xyllic: some men have peanuts in their pockets A shimmering image of Shame forms slowly in front of you and says: Let's see, I have a penis you have a vagina. And we rub them together? We might have to try that sometime. The image then fades away into nothingness. You are blushing profusely. > Frobenius raises his arms and a shower of tiny, faintly shimmering stars follows his hands. Aria whispers to you in xyllic: you get a peanut and some sailors Aria whispers in xyllic: and some seeds Frobenius yells to you in xyllic: i think you are mistaken You hum a mystic melody to your deity. > You tell Shame: come in here and say that! giggle Catala asks Aria in xyllic: Sailors?? What do you need sailors for?? You shake your head at Frobenius. > Frobenius yells to you in xyllic: it is only a peanut You say to Aria in xyllic: not sailors > Aria whispers in xyllic: I don't know, but Spirou said get some seamen You say to Aria in xyllic: semen > Aria shrugs helplessly. You say to Aria in xyllic: sperm > Aria whispers in xyllic: I think they help find the babies when you are done Frobenius yells to you in xyllic: SEAMEN Frobenius yells to you in xyllic: SAILORS You sigh deeply. You say in xyllic: okay > Catala concentrates on her necklace, it glows radiantly. Aria whispers in xyllic: spoons? Catala seriously ponders the situation. Aria whispers in xyllic: we are back with the spoon thing again? Catala asks in xyllic: You eat a peanut, press your belly button and sailors find the baby?? You say to Aria in xyllic: he uses his peanut to put the sailors inside you, and then you have a baby! > Spirou dances in. Gordon slurs: Hey yuu schere, Spirou, tid you knoow schaat sse casshedal of Palorn will suuun be a plasche of te defiil ? Spirou nods slowly. Catala brightly greets Spirou. You say in xyllic: spirou! > Spirou peers playfully at Frobenius. Aria asks you in xyllic: he puts sailors inside me where??? You say in xyllic: tell them how to make babies again! > Spirou chuckles politely. You say in xyllic: I give up! > Aria whispers to Catala in xyllic: this sounds painful! You giggle happily. > Catala asks you in xyllic: How can the sailors fit inside me? Are they small sailors?? Spirou mumbles: fairy tales .... nice Catala nods seriously to Aria. > look at spirou You look at Spirou. Spirou is a philosophical thick-armed male elf, presenting himself as: Spirou, male elf. His formerly dark-blonde hair is now pure white with some spare grey spots in it. There is a deep sad impression showing from his eyes and whole face. His chin is unshaved and he looks really uncomfortable. On his right arm there is a big web of healed scars, where once has been a tatoo. Round his neck and around his chest you can see some geometrical patterns of a big Maori-style tatoo. His whole body of 6' 7" height shows the result of regular workout. You notice scars on his nose, left hand, right hand, forehead, left cheek and right cheek. He is very tall and lean for an elf. He looks attractive. He is in good shape. He is extremely alert. He is wearing a black cloak with silver trim, a delicate silver earring with a gem, two golden rings, a green leaflike boots, two large scabbards, a sash, a shining small earring with a gem, a silvery small bracelet with a crystal, a small rainbow-coloured bracelet with a pearl, a sparkling diamond necklace and a winged helmet. You guess he is wearing nothing additionally. > Sneaky sniffs at Spirou curiously. Frobenius yells to you in xyllic: he must not violate the fairies in this way Catala whispers to Aria in xyllic: I don't think I want a baby now!! Spirou pats Sneaky on the head. Aria whispers to Catala in xyllic: sailors stink You say to Catala in xyllic: it doesn't hurt at all! Spirou looks at the tables. You giggle happily. > Sneaky nudges Spirou's hand with it's nose. A shimmering image of Shame forms slowly in front of you and says: only if we can try it later on The image then fades away into nothingness. Spirou sits down at the bar. Spirou looks up to you. The black-clawed swift female falcon looks at Spirou. > Spirou tickles the black-clawed swift female falcon. Catala seriously ponders the situation. The black-clawed swift female falcon smirks. > Aria whispers to Catala in xyllic: she has some sort of sailor thing Frobenius yells to Catala in xyllic: do not listen to her... the elf tries to corrupt you You say in xyllic: I'm just telling the truth! > Catala looks up at you with confusion in her eyes. Ammaka dances in. You say to Spirou in xyllic: help! > Spirou looks at the black-clawed swift female falcon. Gordon slurs: Hey yuu schere, Ammaka, tid you knoow schaat sse casshedal of Palorn will suuun be a plasche of te defiil ? Ammaka smirks. Catala whispers in xyllic: But sailors are big!!! Aria whispers to you in xyllic: it must be one giant peanut or some small sailors! Ammaka sits down to rest a while. Spirou giggles happily. Ammaka looks up to you. You are blushing profusely. > Spirou says to you in xyllic: .. sorry am just a puny warrior .. you are the expert Spirou grins amusedly. Sneaky sniffs at Ammaka suspiciously. Ammaka looks up to Sneaky. You say to Catala in xyllic: really small sailors You wildly shake your head at Spirou. > Spirou pats Sneaky on the head. Catala asks you in xyllic: How small?? Aria asks you in xyllic: what do the sailors do? Ammaka looks at Spirou. Spirou looks at Ammaka. Ammaka greets Aria. Sneaky waggles it's tail. You're beginning to get a little thirsty. Nothing to worry about yet, but you could drink something! You hum a mystic melody to your deity. > You tell Shame: okay! just come bacK! //I just wanted him to come back! ;_; Ammaka smirks. : Spirou: wag the dog *slap* Ammaka says in xyllic: ya got yer dog back You say to Catala in xyllic: so small that you can't see > Aria nods brightly to Ammaka. Ammaka chuckles politely. Catala concentrates on her necklace, it glows radiantly. You say to Aria in xyllic: you have something called eggs inside you > Catala asks you in xyllic: How do you know they're there then?? The cuckoo comes out of his clock: *CUCKOO* *CUCKOO* *CUCKOO* *CUCKOO* *CUCKOO* Ammaka stretches his tired body. Aria whispers in xyllic: catala #loudly# lies! Spirou asks you in xyllic: and what do you suggest me to do ? Spirou giggles happily. Ammaka says in xyllic: oh boy Oops, Aria seems to have made a mistake. Catala giggles fairily... sounds like little bells ringing. Aria whispers loudly to Catala in xyllic: lies! Catala nods seriously to Aria. You say to Aria in xyllic: and the sailors make the eggs into a baby! > Frobenius fumes angrily. Spirou scratches his nose thoughtfully. Ammaka stretches his legs and stands up gracefully. Ammaka looks at Frobenius. Catala asks you in xyllic: Magic sailors?? Ammaka chuckles politely. Aria whispers in xyllic: like an omelet Spirou asks Frobenius in xyllic: wassup punk ? Spirou nudges Frobenius. You say to Spirou in xyllic: tell them how to make babies? You giggle happily. > Aria whispers to Catala in xyllic: and THAT is what the spoon is for Spirou says in xyllic: geez You sigh deeply. > Ammaka waves happily in your direction. Arnal waves happily in Ammaka's direction. Ammaka skips out out. Frobenius says to Spirou in xyllic: this elf is corrupting the fairies... arrest her1 Catala whispers to Aria in xyllic: Oh!!! to eat the omelet?? Spirou raises his eyebrow. Talonara stomps in. Aria whispers in xyllic: and to mix it maybe Talonara smiles and greets you! Sneaky greets Talonara. Talonara laughs. Catala greets Talonara. Aria brightly greets Talonara. Aria hugs Talonara. Catala giggles fairily... sounds like little bells ringing. Spirou sings to Frobenius in xyllic: nah .. the fairies do get it wrong by themselves .. The black-clawed swift female falcon hops over to *spirou*. > Catala flutters around Talonara happily. Frobenius greets Talonara. Spirou says in xyllic: they never sit down long enough to get all the story so they run off with only half the infoes .. all the time Talonara grumbles to Catala in xyllic: I must be able to mind-read. Spirou chuckles politely. Spirou nods to Talonara. The black-clawed swift female falcon demonsrates how to make babies with Spirou. > Catala nods brightly to Talonara. Aria tickles Sneaky. Catala looks at the black-clawed swift female falcon. > Catala looks at Spirou. Spirou pokes the black-clawed swift female falcon in the ribs. > Talonara looks at the black-clawed swift female falcon. Sneaky brightly greets Talonara. greet talonara You greet Talonara. How friendly! > Talonara grumbles to the black-clawed swift female falcon in xyllic: I guess he knows that himself. Spirou smirks. Talonara grins broadly at Spirou. The black-clawed swift female falcon smiles at Talonara. > Spirou says in xyllic: one should teach those falcons some manners ... seriously //He doesn't like falcons, it seems... Aria whispers brightly to Catala in xyllic: elves never know what they are talking about Catala nods brightly to Aria. Spirou says in xyllic: i wonder if they do taste as good as parrots You say in xyllic: but I do! > Spirou grins evilly at the black-clawed swift female falcon. Talonara grins evilly. Sneaky scoffs at you. You ask Aria in xyllic: do you want me to have Mortimus explain it to you? > Aria whispers to you in xyllic: sure Catala asks you in xyllic: Mortimus knows how to make babies?? Catala flutters her wings wildly. You nod to Catala. > Spirou amusedly shakes his head. Frobenius says to Catala in xyllic: NO!!!!!!! Catala looks up to Frobenius. Spirou mumbles: kiddies ... Aria cheers enthusiastically. Catala giggles fairily... sounds like little bells ringing. The black-clawed swift female falcon drools on Spirou. > Spirou comforts Frobenius. Frobenius says to Catala in xyllic: mortumus does not know anything Aria mumbles in xyllic: elves..... Catala whispers to Frobenius in xyllic: Oh!! You say in xyllic: but he's a fairy too! > Catala ponders the situation. Spirou asks Frobenius in xyllic: ... you wanted to sire them yourself ? Suddenly, Shev appears in the room. Catala brightly greets Shev. > Aria brightly greets Shev. Spirou nods slightly to Shev. You greet Shev. How friendly! > Frobenius yells to Catala in xyllic: do not let him get near you Shev smiles at Aria and Catala. Catala hugs Shev. Sneaky brightly greets Shev. Shev goes ack! Sneaky hugs Shev. Shev hugs Catala. Spirou stands up and leaves the bar. Shev laughs. Shev hugs Sneaky. Frobenius yells to Spirou in xyllic: the noble fairies must not be violated Aria giggles fairily... sounds like little bells ringing. Catala whispers to Frobenius in xyllic: Not if they're going to feed me peanuts!! Shev nods slightly to Spirou. Sneaky shrugs helplessly. Spirou nods to Frobenius. Spirou skips out out. Sneaky cheers happily. You say to Catala in xyllic: he's a fairy too, and he won't touch you...he's mine! > Catala nods to you. Shev looks a bit confused. Shev looks at the black-clawed swift female falcon. Frobenius peers intently at Shev. Shev looks at Sneaky. Catala flutters and looks a little confused. Shev looks at Frobenius. Shev curiously raises her eyebrow. tell catala but he'll explain it to you. You say to Catala in xyllic: but he'll explain it to you. > Aria asks you in xyllic: you own him? The black-clawed swift female falcon hops over to Shev. > Shev looks at you. Shev smiles absentmindedly at the black-clawed swift female falcon. Catala whispers to Shev in xyllic: Jade and Spirou were trying to explain how to make babies. You say to Aria in xyllic: we're married. > Shev nearly chokes. You giggle happily. > Aria whispers to Shev in xyllic: Jade is telling us how a man uses a peanut to put sailors inside you to make an omelet Shev sings to Catala in xyllic: I hope they weren't demonstrating.. You say in xyllic: agggg! > Aria giggles fairily... sounds like little bells ringing. You wildly shake your head at Shev. > Aria whispers to Shev in xyllic: no You say in xyllic: the falcon was. > Catala whispers to Shev in xyllic: The falcon tried to demonstrate with Spirou, but it looked a little odd. A shimmering image of Shame forms slowly in front of you and says: Im waiting on my ship naked The image then fades away into nothingness. //Ummmmm.....yeah. Talonara asks confusedly in xyllic: Sailors? Peanuts? Frobenius says to Shev in xyllic: NO ONE IS MAKING BABIES HERE! Aria asks Shev in xyllic: would it be more clear if we she that? The black-clawed swift female falcon wiggles her hips. > Shev winces. Shev sings to Frobenius in xyllic: Okay, okay.... Catala nods to Talonara. Shev says in xyllic: And no, no demonstrations necessary. Frobenius nods seriously. You hum a mystic melody to your deity. > You tell Shame: but you have to come here! Shev looks at Catala. The black-clawed swift female falcon pouts. > Shev shakes her head bemusedly. Catala whispers to Talonara in xyllic: Males feed you peanuts and then you press your belly button and then sailors track down the baby! Catala asks you in xyllic: Right? Shev sings to the black-clawed swift female falcon in xyllic: You wouldn't enjoy having pointy-ears chicks, anyway. > Aria whispers something to Talonara. You shake your head at Catala. The black-clawed swift female falcon thinks about it. > Catala sighs deeply. Shev says in xyllic: eared, even. Aria draws a circle around her ear with one finger. You say in xyllic: she was demonstrating with Spirou > Shev clears her throat. Frobenius fumes angrily. The black-clawed swift female falcon nods brightly. > Shev thoughtfully scratches her head. You say to Aria in xyllic: trust me..I'm not crazy! > Aria whispers something to Shev. Talonara confusedly shakes her head. Catala laughs her twittering fairy-laughter, while she rolls on the floor. Talonara grumbles to Catala in xyllic: I'll be in da neibourin' inn. Aria whispers in xyllic: smiles at #jade# therapeutically. Shev sings to Aria in xyllic: Frankly, the entire conversation is. Talonara stomps out. Oops, Aria seems to have made a mistake. Aria smiles at you therapeutically. giggle You giggle happily. You cuddle Aria. > Catala nods to Shev. Shev looks at the list. Shev buys a waterskin (1l). Shev buys a ration. Shev buys a ration. Shev buys a ration. Shev buys a ration. Shev buys a ration. Catala whispers to Shev in xyllic: The moment they started talking about sailors invading my body, things got a little weird. Shev sings to Arnal in xyllic: Not selling in bulk, huh? Shev rubs her cheek thoughtfully. You say to Catala in xyllic: not sailors....semen! > Aria whispers to Catala in xyllic: and the pants thing! Shev sings to Catala in xyllic: Well, uhm... maybe you shouldn't worry about babies right now, anyway. Aria covers her belly button with her hands. Catala nods agreeably to Shev. Shev nods relievedly. Frobenius yells to you in xyllic: SAILORS!!!!! The black-clawed swift female falcon pokes Aria's belly button. > Aria screams loudly. Shev rolls her eyes in exasperation. Aria whispers in xyllic: noooo! Aria takes a semiprecious gem from the backpack. Shev says in xyllic: Pardon me, ladies. Shev shivers briefly. Shev skips out out. The black-clawed swift female falcon whistles and looks around. > Aria concentrates on her semiprecious gem. Aria puts a blue stone and a semiprecious gem into the backpack. Catala whispers to Aria in xyllic: I think I'm gonna go talk to Talonara about stuff!! Catala giggles fairily... sounds like little bells ringing. You pout. Ah, don't take it so hard. > Aria takes a blue stone from the backpack. Catala waves shyly. Frobenius seems to be slightly unaware of his surroundings for a moment. Aria waves brightly in Catala's direction. You wave happily in Catala's direction. > Catala whispers in xyllic: Bye!! Catala flutters out. Sneaky bites you on the buttocks. Ack! > Aria pokes Frobenius in the ribs. The black-clawed swift female falcon licks Sneaky. The black-clawed swift female falcon demonstrates how to make babies with Sneaky. > Sneaky shrugs helplessly. Sneaky doubles over and pukes. Arnal mutters something inaudible under his breath. : ummm...I'm grossing myself out now : lol > The cuckoo comes out of his clock: *CUCKOO* *CUCKOO* *CUCKOO* *CUCKOO* *CUCKOO* *CUCKOO* Sneaky is neutere The black-clawed swift female falcon thinks about it.... The black-clawed swift female falcon runs outside and pukes! > Morion: The crypt is blessed at the moment! Morion: Go and bless the crypt please. //This is more important! The black-clawed swift female falcon hops back in slowly. > Morion: The cyclone is still mighty. You ponder the situation. You say to Aria in xyllic: I'll have Mortimus tell you. You nod seriously. > Aria whispers in xyllic: uh huh You say to Aria in xyllic: you don't believe me! You pout. Ah, don't take it so hard. Eeks! Oh my gosh! You say in xyllic: gotta go bless You wave happily in Frobenius, Sneaky, Aria, the black-clawed swift female falcon, Gordon and Arnal's direction. > Arnal waves friendly in your direction.