Being the cynical bastard I sometimes am, I thought it might be fun to make a list of stuff that PISSES ME OFF.  Please don't be offended if you fall into one of the catagories...even my best friends piss me off sometimes, but i still love y'all no matter how much you PISS ME OFF!! The List Radio DJs Clowns Romantic Comedies People who shave their head Conservatives Feminists People who talk about the weather Anyone that goes to a Lilith Fair concert (see feminists) People who can't spin the freakin wheel on The Price is Right Drill Sergeants Druggies English Music Groups (except Radiohead and Cornershop) People that listen to Ska People who want to learn how to swing dance Big Johnson T-shirts People who wear speedos People who pretend like it's not cold when it is People that, when talking to a large audience, make them say "Good Morning" over and over until they say it "with feeling" and then they think they are funny. People who point red laser pens at the movie screen Titanic fans...also known as females South Park People who try to tell me what happened on South Park last night (especially the ones that try to imitate the voices) People who force me to watch South Park because they think I will find it funny Trekkies That crap that gets left on your hands after eating Cheetos Those guys that play the cymbals in a high school band Those darn Goths People who wear sunglasses on the rim of their hat People who make lists of things that piss them off People who talk loud so everyone can hear their dumb stories People who think they are vampires People who call soda "pop" Porn Star T-shirts People who are late WWJD Waiting in lines ATM service fees Daylight Savings Time Mayonnaise Black Licorice The Pillsbury Dough Boy Cheese The fact that I can't find things to order without cheese when I eat out Getting kicked/hit/punched in the groin The Olsen Twins People who raise their hand and then say "I have a question" The Theme Song to Sanford and Son The smell of mexican food Paper cuts (especially the tongue/envelope variety) Zima Long distance phone charges Silverfish Full parking lots Road Construction The Confederate Flag Not remembering dreams Refolding maps Pens that start leaking Really wide leg jeans Godzilla's son English dubbed foreign films Sally Struthers Getting your fast food order screwed up Jokes about Mad Cow Disease Women who say they are too fat Gum on yer shoe Body parts falling asleep Sharpened pencils that are so sharp they break The Plague Scientology The Christian Coalition Too much make-up Kathy Lee Gifford (not to mention Regis) Unrequited Love Hotels that don't have a 13th floor Knock Knock jokes Having to reset clocks after a power outage MSG The chicken/egg question Cockroaches Burned food Professional wrestling Vending machines that spit out your dollar 100 times Sailor Moon Buildup on bottles of ketchup, toothpaste, etc. That damn Chili's commercial where they sing (I want my baby back) Pencils with no eraser Morning people People who try to do the Chewbacca growl People who do impressions of John Wayne The WB Network People who drop my CD player off my top bunk bed People who fit stereotypes People who steal the pirate "aargh" Dog people People who kill cats (excluding Graham and Robert) When you have to explain a joke (oh, man, this happens a lot to me) Being Embarrassed (ditto) Chris Rock People who think they can do a good Chris Rock impression Frat guys/Sorority girls (except Denise and Graham) People who think I'm weird "Fun size" candy (nothings worse than 5 M&Ms in a pack) Nasty water Magic Eye pictures Oprah Oprah fans Seeds People in general I'm getting bored The End Back to main page