CB Note: This is by Nathan Darkfall.
 

Utena Pickup Lines
Is that Chu-Chu in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Hey, wanna see who's picture is in my locket? Meet me in the dueling arena after school. And bring your sword. Or not. What a lovely cowbell you're wearing today. Wanna take a ride in my car and see the Ends of the World? Hi, sis. Hi, big brother. Hmmm, that ring looks just like the one I gave to this little girl a long time ago. Let me show you the power of Dios. Take my revolution, baby. Nice skirt, Saionji. I want to take you into the Eternal Castle, strip all of your clothes off of you, and then make wild passionate love to you. Just kidding. Do you have a sword inside of you? Do you want one? Were you just suspended from school? Oh you can stay at my place! Would you like to polish my sword? If the chick cannot break out of it's shell, it will die without ever being born. You are the chick. Your clothes are your egg. Smash out of your shell! I just received a letter from Ends of the World. It says I have to meet you in the dueling arena after school and duel you....without swords...or clothes. And I certainly don't want to disappoint Mr. End of the World. ---- Er, okay, I hope you enjoyed these...this is what happens when it's 20 minutes to closing and you have nothing better to do at work. :) Paul

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