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                      so who are you anyway?

me? well i'm keith and this is my cliched goth homepage.
i'm not terribley fond of talking about myself....i tend to be much more of a listener. well might as well say something....i'm currently living in jersey, the land of nothing. your's truly is currently working as a teacher in peterstown elementary school. i graduated fourth in my class from kean university (ok, so it was more how quickly you found the line for diplomas at graduation then academics, but it's still the truth) with a ba in fine art education. hence, if you haven't put it together yet, i'm an art teacher.

i used to be much more into chat rooms and what not, but the place i used to do it got shut down. it's not all bad though anyway, most of the people i liked there had moved on or gotten lives anyway. in either case i'm also known as independ@nt on the net.

likes: coffee, doing art, playing diablo, sleep, walking, cycling, nyc...

humor: i tend do be very dry, sarcastic, and self depricating.... and as a warning i've been told i few times that my sarcastic voice sounds a lot like my regular voice.

dislikes: capital letters.....football players....scratch that, make it most male athletes....

favorite drink: seltzer....i'm way too cheap of a drunk to be doing anything serious

line i'd love to use if i ever found the right girl/got up to nerve: "i like my souls like i like my coffee, black and a little sweet"

line i'd most love to have used on me:"nice boots..." *lol*

religion: militant agnostic

shoe size: bigger then my i.q. *lol*

favorite way to pass a day off: painting and hiking up to the chinese buffet, or reading the magazines in barnes & noble

my idea of a good night out: a good meal and either some live music or another round of rocky horror

addictions: music

smoke?: only when someone lights my jacket on fire.

talents: i work in most major media (pencil, watercolor, acrylic, ceramic, inks, silver, wood, junk metals...)

favorite car: dodge k car station wagon, silver (it's what i learned to drive in)

place i'd love to visit someday: london, but i need someone to go with (yes ladies, i'm single)

favorite shoes: converse all star high tops and combat boots

why are you goth?: so you don't have to be.

but it's not halloween yet: piss off. *lol*

ok i will, but one thing first. why do you wear black so often?: i'm only wearing black until they come up with something darker.

dreams: to someday marry wednesday and live in the burbs....oh, and to be nominated as goth bimbo of the week or
               something like that.

icq: 48833360

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copyrighted keith salamunia 1999