The Great Lines of Nadesico

And here's a fair warning-some of these may just be scenes, but are here in dialogue form.
 

Episode One

Gort: Is this a military operation?
Prospector: Besides, there's a lot of women in the next workplace.  And you'll receive a bonus.  (presses a few buttons on his calculator) One...two...three... (shows Gort)  About this much.
Gort: Can I ask you a question?
Prospector: What?
Gort: What is it after taxes?

Prospector: Yes, the very best staff; even if they have personality problems.

Seiya: Oh, I'll go.  Let's go.
Prospector: But don't you want to know about the conditions of the contract...?
Seiya: It's ok.  To get away from her (sideglances to wife), I'd even go to hell.

Akito: His treasure is a Genkigander toy?  How old is he?

Akito: Depending on the situation, I might-
Yurika: -go steady with me?  Or propose?  It's too early.
Akito: No!

Ruri: Too many idiots...

Megumi: I'm a little concerned about our future.
Minato: But it seems interesting.

Akito: I mean-
Yurika: You love me very much!
Akito: No!
Yurika: You love me very, very, very much!
Akito: Wait a minute!

Ruri: It's unimportant, but who named this ship Nadesico?

Yurika: Oh no!  It's hard-boiled and it's romantic.

Misumaru: Yurika, you look haggard.
Yurika: It's only been two days since we last met, Father.

Seiya: My dreams of freedom's over in one day.

Megumi: I'm disappointed.  I thought there'd be lots of handsome guys on a battleship.

Gai: Game insert.  Switch on.

Gort: They yell out the names of weapons.  I wonder if it's got voice recognition.

Gai: Occupied HQ and conspiracy in the army...  Don't you hope those children overcome these difficulties and keep going forward?
Seiya (at camera): Who're the children he's talking about?

Ruri's mouth forms a smile.
Megumi: Ruri, did you smile?
Ruri: Not quite.  I'm also foolish more or less.

Ruri: Manual launch.  On my mark.  Get set.  Bang.

Minato (watching Akito's Aestivalis bouncing in and out of the water): My my, hopping and jumping...  He's so energetic.

Megumi: We're back on the super express.

Gai: You're voice's too low!

Yurika: "Gaijin" (Japanese for "foreign person"<--my note) wouldn't understand Japanese anyway, and I thought I should "look" charming.

Misumaru: Even though it's hard to believe, even though she's my daughter, she has way too much sex appeal in that kimono.

Gai: I won't allow a cook to strike a pose this time.

Yurika: You're both guys, ain't you?

Seiya: Forget about someone who doesn't listen to others.

Gai: I'll name it, "Gander Cross Operation"!

Yurika: Um, did your plan fail?

Gai: Gusty Gai Super Napalm!

Gai: Go Akito!  This is what a men's fight should be like!

Yurika: I wonder why Jun's acting so harshly towards Akito?

Jun: Yurika, I might have wanted to do this from the start in order to protect you.  This place is where I belong after all.

Akito: The role of Yurika's knight is open.

Gai: I'm a defender of justice by birth, you know?

Gai: Don't die in a more sensational matter than I would!

Ruri: Anyway, Yamada, you've done well.

Yurika: As his girlfriend, I'm the only one that can cheer up Akito.

Seiya: Even the manual turns me on.

How Mei: I hope those new guys are annoying.
Seiya: Why?
How Mei: It's better if they're annoying because they might die in battle.

Minato: I wish Jovian Lizards were that playful.

Izumi: The air tastes to good.

Seiya: Clear the area.  An idiot's gonna take a chance.

Izumi: Boiled pork...

Hikaru: I found a big pearl.

Hikaru: Deadly double attack!

Yurika: It was just a bad dream, even though it was so realistic.

Announcer (for preview): And Ruri murmurs, "Too many idiots."