ATTORNEY GENERAL JOHN ASHCROFT ATE MY BALLS!!!

	"Whatever else we can say about them, those terrorists had some enormous balls, and I will not stop until I have eaten them all personally!"
	"I stand beside president Balls...I mean Bush...in his committment to eating balls."
	"God, I know you're up there. Could you please just show me the way to balls?"
	"I once ate a ball THIS BIG!"
	"We must cover examples of indecency such as this to prevent them from drawing our nation's attention away from our hunt for balls."
	"I think the American people are spending far too much time worrying about shadows of lost balls."
	"I'm just a Dick without any balls!"